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ALL THE TEA HAS BEEN POISONED WITH ARSENIC!!! FIND THE HERETIC!!!!
 
*sips the tea* This is not poison you Cod, this is whiskey.
 
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THIS THREAD NEED MORE DAKKA.
 
Wait....


WAIT.


What?
 
Oh, haven't you heard. They're having a potato blight.
 
Pip, pip! Cheerio!
 
YOU'RE NO WINGED HUSSAR

SURRENDER YOUR SABER TO ME AT ONCE
 
*GMK's winged Hussars Impale Paorou on their lances of ultimate MANLINESS*

Speaking the name of the Winged Hussars in vain invokes their wrath.

*Clubs Pao's corpse with a marmoset*
 
WHY DO YOU ABUSE THE POOR MARMOSETS?! WHY?! *CLUBS GMK WITH ANOTHER GMK*
 
I was tenderizing it to be made into a delectable treat, marmosets are a delicacy you know.
 
I was tenderizing it to be made into a delectable treat, jellied marmosets are a delicacy you know.
 
Wait there's TWO GMK's now? o_o

Does one have like, distinguishing facial hair?

Or at least a full head of hair?
 
.... *Saves all the marmosets from GMK*

AWAY! TO MADAGASCAR! But first we have to stop and get twinkies!
 
If there is a twirling mustache, that's the one we want to keep.