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Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Minibit, Mar 20, 2015.
The axis of Awesome attempt to define what the Holy Ghost is and what he/she/it does.
I don't know what to think. Been years since I've actually been to church and even longer since I was taught any of this.
But this was funny.
God is the Wizard.
Jesus is the Healer.
The Holy Ghost is the Rogue.
I don't see any complication here.
They don't have a Fighter...
*kinda wants to send this to my new testament prof.*
But they have a mounted Barbarian, Cavalier, Anti-Paladin and Necromancer. It's enough to fill the tank role.
They send angels RTS style. At the Second Coming, Jesus changes classes for a day or so.
But on a serious note:
The Holy Spirit is just the part of the Godhead that works unseen, which is where the "rogue" analogy comes in. The conscience; real faith; miracles; the supernatural ability to things outside of one's field of competence; "happy coincidences", etcetera.
I bet God cheats on dice rolls, the bastard.
I refuse to believe that God plays dice with the universe.
I know that quote is often mis-attributed, so I'll just claim it as my own. :D
Also, He's the Father and the Son. Get it right.
Psst; a religious parody song thread is probably not the ideal place to try and get people not to make jokes at/to be accurate about religion o.o
Yeah, Coffee. Stop being butthurt, ya preachy fundamentalist.
You have a point.
To be blessed with my silence, send cash, check, or money-order.
Edit:...or, barring those, any personal luxury aircraft you may have lying around
I'm feeling generous, so have another tip: don't feed the troll.
Coffee's been feeding him for years, Mini. It's too late for him now.
I'm glad I looked at this thread ^^
I am highly amused now
If God does play with dice he must have some mad modifiers, man.
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