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Xnijmai
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Oi, Haikus are them flowery short poems that were very popular in Japan from aways back. They usually were about feelings and nature and all that jazz. Some where elegant and said much in the 5 by 7 by 5 Syllablle line limit that the Structure follows. Then there these...
Old Pond
Frog Jumps in,
SPLASH
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SUPPOSTED TO MEAN, BASSHO?! IT'S LIKE HE JUST PUT WHAT EVER HE SAW DOWN AND CALLED IT A HAIKU! WAY TO PHONE IT IN, GREATEST HAIKU-WRITER-GUY OF ALL TIME. DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO FOLLOW THE GODDAMN LINE STRUCTURE THAT IT WAS WIDELY KNOWN FOR!
But insane hermit monk gibberish aside, I was bored off my ass and thought "HRRRMMM, YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH IWAKU? HAIKU! ....Kinda..." so here we are! Give me your 5x7x5 Syllable poems, folks! Here's some from my own personal collection!
Zombies. Yeah. Zombies.
Ya have to stop and wonder
What their brains taste like...
There is no more left.
The empty brown roll mocks me
I regret Tacoes
Old Pond
Frog jumps in
SPLASH
One of these haikus many plagurized...
Old Pond
Frog Jumps in,
SPLASH
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SUPPOSTED TO MEAN, BASSHO?! IT'S LIKE HE JUST PUT WHAT EVER HE SAW DOWN AND CALLED IT A HAIKU! WAY TO PHONE IT IN, GREATEST HAIKU-WRITER-GUY OF ALL TIME. DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO FOLLOW THE GODDAMN LINE STRUCTURE THAT IT WAS WIDELY KNOWN FOR!
But insane hermit monk gibberish aside, I was bored off my ass and thought "HRRRMMM, YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH IWAKU? HAIKU! ....Kinda..." so here we are! Give me your 5x7x5 Syllable poems, folks! Here's some from my own personal collection!
Zombies. Yeah. Zombies.
Ya have to stop and wonder
What their brains taste like...
There is no more left.
The empty brown roll mocks me
I regret Tacoes
Old Pond
Frog jumps in
SPLASH
One of these haikus many plagurized...