The Crazy Caveman Game!

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I say kill all forest beasts so warl ball come back, but if you want liar woman to be gone i not complain, i go sit under magic tree.

*sits under a tree and closes eyes*
 
Diana Ugacat make us lazy, afraid and divided.

That why she bring more darkness - to make us sleep and be scared and not see.

Diana Ugacat is enemy of warm ball.



FOLLOW ME - UGMODEUS - AND I BRING BACK LIGHT AND DEFEAT DARKNESS!
 
I go under tree to sleep, must sleep...

*a soft snor comes from Natani*
 
Piroogh think you all too loud. I keep making pretties. *starts carving things on the the cavern wall near them.*
 
Diana Ugacat make Piroogh and Nat-Ug lazy.

We must destroy Diana-Ug and save tribe!
 
No! UgMo listen to Shemale UgWolf now: We know ball in sky went away after we kill forest beast! We know, when Diana-Ug, suggested we not kill more forest beast great warm came back! Now you try to kill Diana Ug it get cold again!

Diana Ug right! Not kill strange forest beast anymore- keep great warm ball happy! Many other forest animals to eat!
 
*Picks up rock and angrily hurls at Diana, the rock sparks off the cave wall*

UGH! UGSHADE MAKE LIGHT! UGSHADE IS CURSED!
 
FEED UGSHADE TO THE FOREST BEASTS! THEY REQUIRE HUMUG SACRIFICE!!!!!
 
No! Ugshade try to kill liar woman and is rewarded with tiny warm ball.

We doing right thing.


*smashes Diana's head in as the crowd cheers*

SACRIFICE IS MADE!



And so, the tribe waited...
 
*Natani grabed rock*

Noooo!!!

*Lashed at November-ug*

You shall not kill your own kind

(well this is kind of a dead thread now, but oh well)
 
Asmodeus said:
We all start as Cavemen in the Stone Age. We live in caves and haven't made anything yet. We still kill animals with rocks and eat them raw. There is no religion, no class structure, no technical knowledge, no fire - nothing but ourselves and our languauge.
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No. Bad. Try again.
 
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