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Asmodeus

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[A little game to demonstrate how storytellers and roleplayers are the most important members of society!]


We all start as Cavemen in the Stone Age. We live in caves and haven't made anything yet. We still kill animals with rocks and eat them raw. There is no religion, no class structure, no technical knowledge, no fire - nothing but ourselves and our languauge.


We'll see what crazy beliefs we can come up with, and what weird societies get formed.



[Anything stupid, irrational or showing too much modern knowledge will be deleted]
 

Asmodeus

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OUR STARTING EVENT IS THE FIRST SOLAR ECLIPSE EVER WITNESSED BY HUMANS.


Aaaagh!!! Big warm ball in sky has gone!!! Darkness has come in middle of day! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! What we do? What we do?!!
 

Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#3
UGH NO!!! Me knew was bad to kill great forest beast!! Told you beast was weird and not like others!! We doomed! We dooooomed!
 

Asmodeus

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#4
Great forest beast kept warm ball in sky?


*shakes Diana-NotaUg*

How we bring back?
 
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Ike Sapphire

Guest
#5
*looks in sky*

No big ball in sky start come back now. Great beast of forest no.
 

Asmodeus

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#6
No more killing of great forest beast.

We must keep great forest beast happy, so warm ball remains.
 
Favorite Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
#7
Maybe we feed great forest beast, if dead great forest beast mean no warm ball...happy great forest beast mean more warm ball...maybe great darkness not happen!
 
I

Ike Sapphire

Guest
#8
All go find food for great forst beast. Must make forest beast happy for warm ball to come back. I search down by water for good food.
 

Asmodeus

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And so, the Iwaku Tribe spent the next few weeks leaving food for the grizzly bears that lived in the woods. But as winter came, the bears starting returning to their dens to hibernate.


Great forest beast is not happy. He vanish and take warm ball with him. What we do now?
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#10
*points to Diana*

She trick us! Make us think great forest beast make big warm ball go! Me think she was taking food! Taking great beast food! Great beast not get food!

Great forest beast is not happy and left us! Great forest beast not come back until we make great forest beast happy again!

*glares angrily at Diana and makes fist*

We must make this. . .right?

*is filled with righteous fury*
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#11
Told you great forrest beast bad.... told you he bit hy hand.... now they go away and warm ball still here.
 

Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#12
You quiet, Man with Breasts! >:[ Me make big giving to beast more than others! Maybe Man with Breasts just want me peenpeen!
 

Asmodeus

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#13
*looks at Vay-Ug*

Forest beast bite your hand?

*look at Ampug*

Diana-Ug take food?



. . .


Great Forest Beast want to eat one of us...

That make Great Forest Beast happy.



*Points finger at Diana*

WE SACRIFICE LIAR WOMAN TO GREAT FOREST BEAST!
 
I

Ike Sapphire

Guest
#14
*Natani had an Idea with having to sacrifice*

Great beast must be sleeping. Wait till next day and great beast will come out

*everyone has a dark glare at Natani*

OK sacrifice for great beast.

*Me don't think that sacrifice is what great beast want's. Great beast must be sleeping*
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
#15
How we sacrifice lying shemale!?

*grabs a rock and inches towards Diana*

ME BASH WITH HARD THING!?
 

Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#16
this bad! >:[ wrong and bad! me no make big lies, me know great forest beast be upset with more dead! Bring doom on all!
 
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Professor Crane

Guest
#17
Me hurt foot on rock, what fight about?
 
I

Ike Sapphire

Guest
#18
Me know Diana didn't do it Diana know she didn't do it. It got cold all should head back to cave and sleep. No killing Diana she not lies she tell truth.
 
Favorite Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
#19
Liar Woman make Nat-ug defend! Liar woman make nat-ug do what nat-ug would not do! Me think Liar woman feed nat-ug bad mushroom! What if she feed us all bad mushroom? *Retreats to a corner in fear and tries to throw up*
 
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Ike Sapphire

Guest
#20
No she no feed me bad mushroom Natani defend her because me know she tells truth.