Suggest lewd things for drunk idiots to read and laugh at (NSFW CONTENT WARNING)

[Eru]

All the painfully awkward sections of Twilight. Make us suffer. Make everyone suffer.

We deserve it.

so like all of it?

 

[Kagayours]

Jorick's voice sounds very different than how I imagined it for the past five-odd years. o3o

 

[Pahn]

Jorick's voice sounds very different than how I imagined it for the past five-odd years. o3o

he bas best valley girl voice 10/10

 

[IceQueen]

My internet died halfway through the last story.

 

[Jorick]

Okay folks, the deed is done and the things are posted. Enjoy or despair, either is applicable.

 

[Ravenfrost]

Listening to this takes more fortitude than you can imagine. Fortunately, a posse of dead squirrels urgently called me away from the computer after a few ghastly moments. That's my story and I'm sticking to it . . . I'm thinking of soaking my headphones in holy water, however.

 

[firejay1]

At least you weren't one of the ones reading.

 

[Greenie]

At least you weren't one of the ones reading.

You sounded like you wanted to break into sobs at certain places. :'D

 

[IceQueen]

You sounded like you wanted to break into sobs at certain places. :'D

She probably did

 

[firejay1]

Icey answered for me.