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So, real talk. People say all the time that there are no stupid questions. Truth is, a ton of question are stupid. There are some things you just can't make up whether it is a crazy question or an off the wall statement. What are some things you've had to stay straight faced for?
I work in a cave, right? I've had people ask me in the gift shop if we get cell phone service in the cave. I have had them ask me what a cave was. On the property we also have a miniature train and a mirror maze. People constantly ask me whether or not the train goes through the cave. The train is currently broken and this one woman asked me how she was supposed to go through the cave if the train wasn't running. I guess I can't blame people for not knowing the train doesn't go through the cave, but it wouldn't be something I'd assume. One question I have the hardest time answering is "What is a mirror maze?". I find this hard to answer because I'm not sure how to answer it without sounding insanely sarcastic. "Well, it is a maze... and it has mirrors."
And since the gift shop is a rock shop, I get a lot of questions about which crystal is more powerful, do these healing rocks actually work, do I feel the energy from the rocks, and which rocks make the best elixirs. This is a thing some people are into! I understand that, and I respect that. I still find it weird.
The tour guides tell me a lot of the questions they get. Most of the guides get asked if they can hear the cave talking to them. A woman on one of Sonny's tours told him that the crystals in the cave loved him. That he was their guardian and was glad that he was working there.
Now that I've written a novel about my experiences... you guys can go :D
I work in a cave, right? I've had people ask me in the gift shop if we get cell phone service in the cave. I have had them ask me what a cave was. On the property we also have a miniature train and a mirror maze. People constantly ask me whether or not the train goes through the cave. The train is currently broken and this one woman asked me how she was supposed to go through the cave if the train wasn't running. I guess I can't blame people for not knowing the train doesn't go through the cave, but it wouldn't be something I'd assume. One question I have the hardest time answering is "What is a mirror maze?". I find this hard to answer because I'm not sure how to answer it without sounding insanely sarcastic. "Well, it is a maze... and it has mirrors."
And since the gift shop is a rock shop, I get a lot of questions about which crystal is more powerful, do these healing rocks actually work, do I feel the energy from the rocks, and which rocks make the best elixirs. This is a thing some people are into! I understand that, and I respect that. I still find it weird.
The tour guides tell me a lot of the questions they get. Most of the guides get asked if they can hear the cave talking to them. A woman on one of Sonny's tours told him that the crystals in the cave loved him. That he was their guardian and was glad that he was working there.
Now that I've written a novel about my experiences... you guys can go :D