STOP MAKING ROLEPLAYS!

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Speed of Light
There. I've said it. Are you all happy now?


WE HAVE TOO MANY ROLEPLAYS.


Stop being so damn creative and post more in Insanity.


NO! NOT THE INSANITY IN IWAKU WORLD! >:[



Your roleplays will suck and no one will read them. So just give up. No one cares about stories or plot-lines or interesting characters or exciting action scenes or poignant drama.

Especially me.

I hate that shit.


Stop it.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
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Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
10AM - 10PM Daily
A

Alarice

Guest
*yawn* ... Did Asmo say something again? It's always hard to tell the difference between his British voice and a toilet flushing. <3
 
J

Jumi

Guest
There. I've said it. Are you all happy now?


WE HAVE TOO MANY ROLEPLAYS.


Stop being so damn creative and post more in Insanity.


NO! NOT THE INSANITY IN IWAKU WORLD! >:[



Your roleplays will suck and no one will read them. So just give up. No one cares about stories or plot-lines or interesting characters or exciting action scenes or poignant drama.

Especially me.

I hate that shit.


Stop it.


I'm Jumi, and I approve this message.
 
S

soullesshuman

Guest
... -shrugs- I only RP in IW. Every other RP I do are happily on other sites.

Sheesh, I'm glad I'm not a mod here. At least my admin on the site I mod doesn't throw girly fits like this.
 
S

soullesshuman

Guest
Hey you can't tell me that Asmo's post up there wasn't a mother on her monthly cycle.

Besides, what else am I supposed to say to my good friend? 'No, I'm too diehard for this site in which one of the three admins HAETS ON EVRTING GRR'?

No, I hlpe my friend with his site. I like my job. :D
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
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*Tears up at Soulless.* ;_____; What the dilly, dude? My feelings...!
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Asmo, if you really want I could devise a fart that would kill all creativity on the planet.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
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My Usual Online Time
10AM - 10PM Daily
*Tries to resist trolling.*


... *TRIES TO RESIST TROLLING.*


urrg... uughmm....


Asmo, if you really want I could devise a fart that would kill all creativity on the planet.

YOU ALREADY DO THAT WITH YOUR POSTS!

*RUNS AWAY IN TEARS!* t__________t
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
*stands at the head of his minions and points at Soulless*

DESTROY HIM!
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Who the hell are you?

*checks profile*
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BOARD. YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOMED HERE. YOU'RE STILL TOO LOGICAL SOUNDING.
 
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Alarice

Guest
Yes, let's make Porg the only Brit on this site! He appreciates tea!

Asmo doesn't appreciate anything Britishi--so he's a British poser!
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Who controls Iwaku's crown?
Who keeps Jack Shade down?
We do! We do!

Who keeps Insanity off the maps?
Who keeps the Vikings under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who blows up Diana's car?
Who makes Sakura-chan a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs Asmo of his sight?
Who rigs every Hentai night?
We do! We do!
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
;____________________;

/CRIES LIKE A BABY/

BUT I JUST MADE TWO VERY NICE ROLEPLAYS

YOURE JUST JEALOUS ASMUPUUU

/THROWS A TANTRUM/
 

Childish Grumpino

WASTREL YOKAI
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
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Yes, let's make Porg the only Brit on this site! He appreciates tea!
The only Brit?

...The only...

...

...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

*Bludgeons Alarice with a Scottish flag*