STOP MAKING ROLEPLAYS!

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Alarice

Guest
My poor plushie ... *files her nails a safe distance away*

*Takes Grumpy's Scottish flag and impales Asmo with it!*
 
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Darkness

Guest
I only read Asmodeus post because he's the only one interesting in this entire forum, am I ok?
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
*Pulls in a wagon with a fairly well sized bomb on it and starts tinkering*

What I have here is an idea bomb. Its filled with 5+ years of my roleplay ideas. This thing'll hit the forums (Especially the fantasy boards) like Oprah does a cake when she's off the wagon, and I'm not afraid to use it!

*Holds Iwaku for ransom*
 
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Darkness

Guest
I've never understood that silly *action* stuff, it's like you're all referring to yourselves in third person to avoid thinking it's you or something.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
I heartily endorse this Darkness and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
because:

"I kick you in the fucking shins, eat you up and crap you out in the nile."

Doesn't look as epic, and seems more like an idle threat...instead of an idle action...
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Asmodeus should totally be banned even for one day.

That'd teach him a lesson.
 
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Ochalla

Guest
Reverse day was last Fitlersday, stop getting your days mix up Asmo-cutie
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Why are we here debating? Get your pitchforks, torches, and put on your angry faces and raise hell.

Oh and we can beat up Dorkness too, so it would all be cool~
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
This dissent is so great, I don't know who to shoot first.

WHO IS THE MONSTER AND WHO IS THE MAAAAAAAAAAAN~
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
LIKE FIRE

HELL FIRE

THIS FIRE IN MY POSTS

THIS BURNING DESIRE

MAKES ME HUNGER

FOR








TOAST
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
*Puts Darkness' name next to Jack and Coffee's*

Wow, the evidence is really starting to pile up. . .
That he endorses men younger than him all the time?

Why are we here debating? Get your pitchforks, torches, and put on your angry faces and raise hell.

Oh and we can beat up Dorkness too, so it would all be cool~
Because you ruin everything by suggesting the solution to everything is sexual orgy.