SPECIAL! FLASH CRAVING! [Naruto] A Very Uchiha Nightime Story (NoPairings)

[Gossip]

Hello people! I'm looking for someone to satisfy a quick craving of mine and who can:

• Wait a few days between posts.
• Handle NPCs
• Don't mind kinda crackish prompts
• Can pull off a decent Izuna Uchiha
• Can handle writing between three and twelve paragraphs a post
• Love to brainstorm and fangirl in PMs
• Don't mind using threads for IC medium
• Is ok with mild gore and somewhat black humor

So as you may have surmised I'm looking for a decent and fun Izuna Uchiha (pre death and blindness preferably!) to play against my Madara in a slightly crackish idea I got out of various things on the internet. The general idea is this:

In the Clan Wars, there is no clan as hated and feared as the Uchiha... probably due to something like this heard on the battlefield:

"Izuna!
-What is it, Brother?
-How much do you bet that I can kill more weaklings than you by daybreak?
-No way, I'm the one who will kill more!
-We'll see about that, won't we?"

And here start a massacre with truely humongous amounts of property damage. There MAY of may not be booze involved in the 'thinking' process of the two Uchiha brothers.

Insert unseen DDR music as the poor mook ninjas are mowed all over the battlefield.

Is anyone interested in building this idea with me? It'll probably be sorta short, but that means we can finish a rp for once!

Answering below or by PM are all genuine ways or answering my (desperate) call.