So you want to @$@# a Fictional Creature?

Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Luckily for you, we at the staff of Iwaku have your best interests in mind.

If you can't follow these guidelines, we recommend not trying to make whoopie with it.
 
well thank you for making me choke on my tea.
 
All I want to know is if a blue female Twi'lek's hoohah is also blue.
 
I want to know the physiology of the Alternian female.

And, to sate my curiosity, the Alternian male, as well.

Mostly the Alternian female.
 
VerbalAbuse said:
I want to know the physiology of the Alternian female.

And, to sate my curiosity, the Alternian male, as well.

Mostly the Alternian female.
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Dude. Six sweeps, dude. >:[
 
Oh, I see. So YOU'RE jailbait, too.
 
"So you want to @$@# a fictional creature?"

Oh, sure, like everyone wants to find some hot bitch with double Ds and goat legs and take her in the barn until she bleats for mercy!!! Or that they want to go swimming and find someone who quite frankly has the sexiest fishtail I've ever seen! Yeah, right, everyone wants that!

Wait...isn't that what everyone wants?
 
Quiet One said:
"So you want to @$@# a fictional creature?"

Oh, sure, like everyone wants to find some hot bitch with double Ds and goat legs and take her in the barn until she bleats for mercy!!! Or that they want to go swimming and find someone who quite frankly has the sexiest fishtail I've ever seen! Yeah, right, everyone wants that!

Wait...isn't that what everyone wants?
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I just want trolls
 
I want Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! x_x My gawd, yes.

DON'T YOU PEOPLE JUDGE ME FOR MY OBSESSIONS!

Hehehehehehe~ Donny, come to meeeee~ <3
 
GarthNixZozo <3 said:
I want Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! x_x My gawd, yes.

DON'T YOU PEOPLE JUDGE ME FOR MY OBSESSIONS!

Hehehehehehe~ Donny, come to meeeee~ <3
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Magikarp will be sorely disappointed with this.
 
Fluffy said:
Magikarp will be sorely disappointed with this.
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*gasp* You wouldn't!
Just because I have a kind of fetish thing for water creatures does NOT mean he has to know!
It would kill him...
 
I wonder what Magikarps taste like. They're probably an aphrodesiac.
 
What's with you and tasting things
 
Further proof that VerbalAbuse has no taste.
 
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