So you want to @$@# a Fictional Creature?

Pardon me, I just got back from accidentally RPing as Karkat with my girlfriend. I may curse significantly more than usual. I'm not mad, just Karkasian.

Anyway, if you had any idea about fucking context and that it exists, you'd have a goddamn idea what the fuck I was talking about and shit.
 
Cool story bro, needs more unicorn porn.
 
Verbal Abuse: What's with you and tasting things​
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I have a curious tongue...ladies.
 
That just means that he has a poor sense of smell via his nasals and must use his tongue in order to find out what things smell like.
 
Roriko said:
That just means that he has a poor sense of smell via his nasals and must use his tongue in order to find out what things smell like.
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I finally found an appropriate place for this gif
 
Verbal: There is no appropriate place for that gif.

Paorou: Does Vriska have a sister?
 
Quiet One said:
Verbal: There is no appropriate place for that gif.

Paorou: Does Vriska have a sister?
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Yes there is. Just now. Also, she doesn't have a sister, but she DOES have a dead dancestor

And when I say dead, I don't mean liking her is necrophilia. She's animate, but... No pupils. Dead. But alive. Not undead, though.
 
That is very confusing. So she's like a zombie? Or one of those people in Warm Bodies?

Not sure I could get into that. Just give me an android.
 
I suddenly want to go comic-book-styled 'fictional character'.

Very general and considerably well known are Mr. Elastic and Flash.
#&$#-in'. Hell. Yeah.
Now no one else may claim them. =.=b

Also, ehem, for my own personal reasons, I would take the character Beast Boy from the Teen Titans cartoon series...
*coughs*














STOP JUDGING MY FETISHES!!!
 
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That is very confusing. So she's like a zombie? Or one of those people in Warm Bodies?

Not sure I could get into that. Just give me an android.
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No, she's neither. She's dead, but she the only way you can tell is by looking at her pupils. She seems alive. But she's not.

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I was kind of expecting the test to be Captain Jack's.
Reading it in his voice makes things all the better.
 
Verbal, that's still confusing, and still feels too much like necrophelia.

...By the way, if you have sex with a vampire, is that @$@#ing a fictional creature, or partaking in necrophelia? Or both?
 
It depends on the variation of vampire. Vlad the Impaler and Count Dracula were living vampires, and real people, though, from what I hear, Dracula wasn't really a vampire. Vladimir Todd is a living vampire who is okay with the sun, and other total vampires are living, but cannot be in the sun. If you even mention those other sparkly faggots, I will projectile vomit Hydrochloric Acid all over you. The common representation of a vampire is an undead nightstalker with a penchant for drinking blood.

Your choice
 
I kind of just thought it was necrophelia if they had a heart and it wasn't beating anymore. As stupid as those "Sparkly faggots" are, I don't think they had a heartbeat, so they technically count as undead. If I'm right, Bella's a necropheliac.
 
Vladimir is a popular name for vampires
 
Vampires, bats, cartoon supervillians, cartoon supervillian mice (though his real name was Mr. Scruffles) - let's back off the vampires and discuss how werewolf romance is beastiality.
 
Well, it depends on the interpretation of werewolf. There's the totally always monster wolf human thing and there's the human that turns into the monster wolf human thing and then there's the faggot that turns into an alpace. Your choice.

The first one, yes, the second, no, in the human stage, the third, why would you fuck that
 
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