Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation's Idiots

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This made me happy.
Oh god...this couldn't have come at a better time. Big football game this weekend and extreme weather conditions combined=some dead drunks preserved in the snow.
If I KNEW any idiots living there, I surely wouldn't WARN them.
Shit, I'd be telling 'em there's candy hidden under all that snow and that it'll get away if they waste time putting on their coats.