Situations Where Force Powers Won’t Help You In Real Life.

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Force powers won't stop someone from being a colossal douche.
 
Another time force powers won't save you:
Star Wars Chistmas Special.
 
But what happens when they aren't weak minded?
 
force grip
force lightning
force push
force cockslap
force strike

you get the point.
 
Jedi mind trick the nearest weak minded violent militant homophobe into thinking he's a homosexual.

Because chances are if he's that much of a colossal douche, he's the bad kind of homosexual. Rape you in the bathroom stall kind.
 
Force Powers haven't stopped writers from letting Darth Vader get emasculated by Starkiller (Who screams like a girl) in the two games.