Situations Where Force Powers Won’t Help You In Real Life.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Bob Ross, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. Dude, Jedi Mind Trick.
     
  2. Force powers won't stop someone from being a colossal douche.
     
  3. Being late for work.
     
  4. FORCE SPEED.
     
  5. Another time force powers won't save you:
    Star Wars Chistmas Special.
     
  6. College acceptances D:<
     
  7. Fending off George Lucas when he has lust in his eyes.
     
  8. again jedi mind trick
     
  9. But what happens when they aren't weak minded?
     
  10. force grip
    force lightning
    force push
    force cockslap
    force strike

    you get the point.
     
  11. Jedi mind trick the nearest weak minded violent militant homophobe into thinking he's a homosexual.

    Because chances are if he's that much of a colossal douche, he's the bad kind of homosexual. Rape you in the bathroom stall kind.
     
  12. Force Powers haven't stopped writers from letting Darth Vader get emasculated by Starkiller (Who screams like a girl) in the two games.