Situations Where Force Powers Won’t Help You In Real Life.

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Slow As Molasses
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Adept, Douche
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Cosmic Orion

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Force powers won't stop someone from being a colossal douche.
 
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Boss Frost

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Another time force powers won't save you:
Star Wars Chistmas Special.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
But what happens when they aren't weak minded?
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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force grip
force lightning
force push
force cockslap
force strike

you get the point.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Jedi mind trick the nearest weak minded violent militant homophobe into thinking he's a homosexual.

Because chances are if he's that much of a colossal douche, he's the bad kind of homosexual. Rape you in the bathroom stall kind.
 
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Cosmic Orion

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Force Powers haven't stopped writers from letting Darth Vader get emasculated by Starkiller (Who screams like a girl) in the two games.