"Shark" with Buzzsaw Jaw

[Blind Hemingway]

Of all the vexing fossil mysteries that have confounded paleontologists, few have been as persistent as that of Helicoprion – the name given to petrified whorls of elongate teeth that look like 270 million year old renditions on the theme of buzzsaw.

 

[Tegan]

I have seen the face of fear and hell.

 

[Super Cat]

Evolution comes up with some strange stuff, yo.

 

[MurderDeathKill]

Ahhh, the early days of life, when the best way to make it a more successful life form was to stick more fucking teeth on the thing.

Also, the manta ray looking motherfucker with the spiral mouth? Creepy. As. FUCK.

 

[Fluffy]

Soon enough, there will be a cheesy horror film involving this abomination.

 

[Vay]

It will take place in the waters off Uzimaki.

 

[Spammy]

I dig weird prehistoric animals.

Now that you've figured out this, paleontologists, tell me which way Hallucigenia stood and which end is the head.

 

[Villamvihar]

I thought I have seen a lot of strange historical animals, but this takes the cake. Who would have thought that a being with a saw for a jaw once existed on the Earth? I certainly did not. Maybe next time I create alien things, I should take a look at pre-historic lifeforms for inspiration.

 

[Cosmic Orion]

I want it.

Give it to me to raise and I promise it will never go hungry.

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Now where did I put those laser beam cannons...