Sex or become a wizard?

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Tutlz are Tootles.
 


This is your only hope, nonvirgins.
 
gah! why cant nonvirgins be wizards toooo???? >:T
 
*Sets the penis helicorpter on fire and flies it around*
 
Nonvirgins can't be wizards because you're just broken, discarded toys that no one wants. :)
 
I can feel your jealousy.

That's okay, you can do magic...

in the kitchen.
 
Pao, that movie actually looks like a Semi-Legitamate CNS Stimulant.
 
!!!
MAGIC IN THE KITCHEN?!?!!
]:<
NO ONE HAS MAGIC IN THE KITCHEN BUT STACISAUR.
-throws freshly baked cookies at everyone who says otherwise.-
 
Stacisaur said:
!!!
MAGIC IN THE KITCHEN?!?!!
]:<
NO ONE HAS MAGIC IN THE KITCHEN BUT STACISAUR.
-throws freshly baked cookies at everyone who says otherwise.-
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i is very magical in the kitchen *gets ready for a cookie*
 
*Makes sure nightingale's is the Arsenic Cookie*
 
Like, legit, I made cookies yesterday from scratch. NEW RECIPE.
It had dark choc. chips and stuff, and was suppose to make cookies the size of a basketball player's palm.
Guess what.
IT WORKED. O ^O

-continues chucking cookies at people.- BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA EAT UP.
 
server
 
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
About what kind of food you hate
You're not getting dessert till you clean up your plate

SO EAT IT

JUST EAT IT (woo!)
 
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