Sex or become a wizard?

Hermaphrodite. Caused by Hermes sexing up Aphrodite.... aka MercuryxVenus.
 
what happens the other way around

if i have enough sex by 30 will i become a pirate ((note i really feel into this joke but im not going to give you fuckers the glory))
i mean really enough facials and anyone will need a eye patch
 
*Stands alongside Miru to protect Staci from the horrors & whores of Insanity*

>=]