Red Hot Cock! Get Your Red Hot Cock!

[Tegan]

Nope, it's not a clever pun, ladies. No gay contests, just post the contents of your spank bank.

Aw yeah. . .

That's right.

You sexy motherfucker

 

[Torsty]

Rawr, the dude!

 

[Diana]

Ooooh yeah. >:D A topic I can get behind!

Mmm hmm!

Yeah buddy. >:D

Oh eziiooo!

There can be only one!

 

[Fluffy]

DOUBLE THE SEXY

*sparkleeyes*

*fangirlgasm*

You sexy Australian, you

 

[Delnoir]

Um, hi. I'm from the Department of Pies one floor down? Could you keep the lady spunk to a minimum? We're on the verge of a leaking problem and we don't want any health violations.

That would be nice. The FDA would never believe us if we said its the girls upstairs...

 

[Tegan]

No sexy man pics? Fuck off. :D

 

[Fluffy]

Yeah, Chaos. Shut the fuck up. >:[

 

[Ampoule]

*hides tears of joy brought on by Tegan actually going through with this*

...

*gets ready to flood the thread*

 

[Seiji]

You couldn't POSSIBLY...!!

 

[Diana]

WHAT'S THAT MEN? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SEXY!

 

[That One Wendu]

on the couch.

I would lay that

http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/pallett_latest.jpg

...

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee158/noreensamantha/untitled-1.jpg

CAGE THE ELEPHANT.

omg, matt schultz. Yeah, he's a freak/weirdo, but I adore the band, and adore his voice. Adore. ADORE.

...sigh.

 

[Fluffy]

SUUULLYY

He's hawt even though he's old

Oh Hayden... You were in some terrible movies, yet you're so yummy

>:3

 

[Kitti]

Dr. Reid

Lalalala Not Dead (QUIET YOU)

Ryan Phillippe

 

[Zypher]

Ya know, this thread is AWFULLY FAMILIAR!

Andy Lau

Jun Matsumoto

Rishi Idnani

 

[verstehen]

Let's bring sold oldschool beefcakes to this mo- father fudger!

William Powell

Errol Flynn. Screw Jack Sparrow, no movies he isn't in have any TRULY HOT PIRATES.

George "Gorgeous George" Wagner, the original showman of wrestling.

 

[Tegan]

One of those guys that you just know is a repellent piece of shit. But you'd still fuck him, anyway. -_-;

 

[Blind Hemingway]

It's relevant because the word in this picture is also in the thread.

 

[Asmodeus]

So, I need unkempt hair, a six-pack, stubble and shiney eyes.

*starts doing situps*

 

[Seiji]

You need this, Asmo...

 

[Tegan]

Video disabled.

You'll never get the girl, Asmo.

You're this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2osmbLA2DE