Red Hot Cock! Get Your Red Hot Cock!

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
Nope, it's not a clever pun, ladies. No gay contests, just post the contents of your spank bank.
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Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
Ooooh yeah. >:D A topic I can get behind!

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Fluffy

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Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Um, hi. I'm from the Department of Pies one floor down? Could you keep the lady spunk to a minimum? We're on the verge of a leaking problem and we don't want any health violations.

That would be nice. The FDA would never believe us if we said its the girls upstairs...
 
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Ampoule

Guest
*hides tears of joy brought on by Tegan actually going through with this*

...

*gets ready to flood the thread*
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
WHAT'S THAT MEN? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SEXY!

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Fluffy

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Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Ya know, this thread is AWFULLY FAMILIAR!

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verstehen

Guest
Let's bring sold oldschool beefcakes to this mo- father fudger!

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Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
One of those guys that you just know is a repellent piece of shit. But you'd still fuck him, anyway. -_-;

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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
So, I need unkempt hair, a six-pack, stubble and shiney eyes.

*starts doing situps*
 
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Seiji

Guest
You need this, Asmo...