Red Hot Cock! Get Your Red Hot Cock!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Tegan, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. Nope, it's not a clever pun, ladies. No gay contests, just post the contents of your spank bank.
    Aw yeah. . . (open)

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    That's right. (open)

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    You sexy motherfucker (open)

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  2. Rawr, the dude!
     
  3. Ooooh yeah. >:D A topic I can get behind!

    Mmm hmm! (open)
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    Yeah buddy. >:D (open)
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    Oh eziiooo! (open)
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    There can be only one! (open)
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  4. DOUBLE THE SEXY (open)
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    *sparkleeyes* (open)
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    *fangirlgasm* (open)
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    You sexy Australian (open)
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  5. Um, hi. I'm from the Department of Pies one floor down? Could you keep the lady spunk to a minimum? We're on the verge of a leaking problem and we don't want any health violations.

    That would be nice. The FDA would never believe us if we said its the girls upstairs...
     
  6. No sexy man pics? Fuck off. :D

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  7. Yeah, Chaos. Shut the fuck up. >:[

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  8. *hides tears of joy brought on by Tegan actually going through with this*

    ...

    *gets ready to flood the thread*
     
  9. You couldn't POSSIBLY...!!
     
  10. WHAT'S THAT MEN? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SEXY!

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  11. on the couch. (open)
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    I would lay that (open)


    ... (open)
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    CAGE THE ELEPHANT. (open)

    omg, matt schultz. Yeah, he's a freak/weirdo, but I adore the band, and adore his voice. Adore. ADORE.

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    ...sigh.
     
  12. SUUULLYY (open)
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    He's hawt even though he's old (open)
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    Oh Hayden... You were in some terrible movies (open)
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    >:3 (open)
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  13. Dr. Reid (open)

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    Lalalala Not Dead (QUIET YOU) (open)

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    Ryan Phillippe (open)

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  14. Ya know, this thread is AWFULLY FAMILIAR!

    Andy Lau (open)
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    Jun Matsumoto (open)
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    Rishi Idnani (open)
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  15. Let's bring sold oldschool beefcakes to this mo- father fudger!

    William Powell (open)
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    Errol Flynn. Screw Jack Sparrow (open)
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    George "Gorgeous George" Wagner (open)
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  16. One of those guys that you just know is a repellent piece of shit. But you'd still fuck him, anyway. -_-;

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    It's relevant because the word in this picture is also in the thread.
     
  18. So, I need unkempt hair, a six-pack, stubble and shiney eyes.

    *starts doing situps*
     
  19. You need this, Asmo...

    [video=youtube;1oDTNEEu3Rw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDTNEEu3Rw[/video]