Red Hot Cock! Get Your Red Hot Cock!

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
Nope, it's not a clever pun, ladies. No gay contests, just post the contents of your spank bank.


 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
Ooooh yeah. >:D A topic I can get behind!




 
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Fluffy

Guest



 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Um, hi. I'm from the Department of Pies one floor down? Could you keep the lady spunk to a minimum? We're on the verge of a leaking problem and we don't want any health violations.

That would be nice. The FDA would never believe us if we said its the girls upstairs...
 
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Ampoule

Guest
*hides tears of joy brought on by Tegan actually going through with this*

...

*gets ready to flood the thread*
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
WHAT'S THAT MEN? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SEXY!





 
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Fluffy

Guest



 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Ya know, this thread is AWFULLY FAMILIAR!



 
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verstehen

Guest
Let's bring sold oldschool beefcakes to this mo- father fudger!






 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
One of those guys that you just know is a repellent piece of shit. But you'd still fuck him, anyway. -_-;

 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


It's relevant because the word in this picture is also in the thread.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
So, I need unkempt hair, a six-pack, stubble and shiney eyes.

*starts doing situps*
 
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Seiji

Guest
You need this, Asmo...