Red Hot Cock! Get Your Red Hot Cock!

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
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FOLKLORE MEMBER
Nope, it's not a clever pun, ladies. No gay contests, just post the contents of your spank bank.
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Ooooh yeah. >:D A topic I can get behind!

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Um, hi. I'm from the Department of Pies one floor down? Could you keep the lady spunk to a minimum? We're on the verge of a leaking problem and we don't want any health violations.

That would be nice. The FDA would never believe us if we said its the girls upstairs...
 
*hides tears of joy brought on by Tegan actually going through with this*

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*gets ready to flood the thread*
 
WHAT'S THAT MEN? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SEXY!

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Ya know, this thread is AWFULLY FAMILIAR!

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Let's bring sold oldschool beefcakes to this mo- father fudger!

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One of those guys that you just know is a repellent piece of shit. But you'd still fuck him, anyway. -_-;

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It's relevant because the word in this picture is also in the thread.
 
So, I need unkempt hair, a six-pack, stubble and shiney eyes.

*starts doing situps*
 
You need this, Asmo...