Otters hold hands while they sleep so they don't drift apart
'Cop' is actually an acronym for 'Constable On Patrol'
'Cafe Espresso' comes from the literal Italian for 'pressed coffee'
Yawning is actually your body's Hail Mary to keep you awake. It pumps a tiny burst of adrenaline and takes in lots of oxygen
Makes you kinda wonder how much of your brain space is being used up by this stuff, eh? Like the other day I was buying a piece of cake from the store, and the clerk was having trouble finding the item code, and I was like "it's 762" and he was like 0.0 and I was like "I used to work here" and so he asked when (probably to see if he should remember me) and I was like "oh, uh, like six years ago?"
HOW MUCH OF MY BRAIN IS STILL BEING USED BY BAKERY DEPT. PRODUCT CODES, OMFG.