- Posting Speed
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- NEVER
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
- Primarily Prefer Female
- Genres
- Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
So this is what I do on New Year's Eve.
Wear a fancy ass vest.
Attempt to scalp someone.
Pose next to my cannon.
Kidnap local womenz.
Escape on my magic carpet.
Wear a fancy ass vest.
Attempt to scalp someone.
Pose next to my cannon.
Kidnap local womenz.
Escape on my magic carpet.