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^^^ Sure why not?

<<< wonders what made this wondrous occasion happen.

VVV Will give me a beer.
 
^^ sure if I can have one too

<< Hates packing and when she hits the wrong damn buttong!!

VV will make me a strong drink!
 
^^ Can't stand winter if there's no one to cuddle with and keep warm.
<< Misses snow....
VV Will get me a snow machine.
 
^^^ NO! Well maybe treefrogs

<<< Is hungry

VVV Will meet me for lunch.
 
^ will not have a lunch date with me, but is the first person to say welcome.
< Is immensely hungry and mad at her brother for eating all her cookies.
V will help me get my revenge for his atrocious cookie binge.
 
^ Vengeance is a dish best served cold, and perhaps garnished with the skulls of your fallen foes

< only is he can get cookies

V BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD...
 
^ I prefer vodka, rum and wine coolers. I don't like any beer I've tried.

< An underage but doesn't give a damn. (But once I move, alcohol's no longer available. T__T)

V You most likely love me and want to marry me.
 
^ Replace "Love" with "Lust" and "Marry" with "Do things to you so naughty that even slaanesh would shudder in disgust"

<Is hungry

V will feed me
 
^ Oh, I'll 'feed you' alright. ;)
< Loves pervy humour.
V Do you like cupcakes? 'Cause I do.
 
^Is forgetting that I can't really answer questions according to the rules.
< DOES like cupcakes...a LOT. But doesn't mind sharing.
V Is just bored at the moment.
 
^ god damn....how did you know?

< has to be at work in two hours....urgh

v would like to give me a deskjob.
 
^ Would if I could.
< Might get a deskjob with a land trust.
V Worships coffee because it's good.
 
^the two things that make the army function are caffeine and nicotine, also didn't understand my usage of "Deskjob"

< is going to fill his lungs so full with nicotine and tar that should he get an open chest wound, it would be clogged with tar, therefore shutting the hippies up with the statement "Smoking has saved my life"

V saw the above post and thought "TL;DR"
 
^ I know what YOU meant by deskjob, I then used the less dirty meaning for myself. :P And I also read the whole post! The middle sentence disgusted me.
< Thinks nicotine is terrible for you. I'd rather drink to my death.
V Are you as sleepy as I am?
 
^Yes

< Would also enjoy drinking to liver failure

v wants food
 
^ Is correct. I'm starving.
< Wants some meat.
V Also wants some meat.
 
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