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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
EXCELLENT.

I NOW HAVE PERTINENT DATA I MAY NEED BECAUSE I WILL BE IN THE MULTIMEDIA BUSINESS SOON ENOUGH.

EXCELLENT.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
In easier words, you plan on filming a video of Orochi banging a chick and being the dude that does the really bad jokes?
 
M

megane-kun

Guest
i agree.

some of us aren't that hot to be in a porn video anyways, homemade or not.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Yeah, it was called the Orient Express Train.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Yep, that's the official title now.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
possible sequel (LOL): Oriental Sub-system Bum Love
 
D

Darkness

Guest
AH FUCK.

I SPILLED MAH DRANK ALL OVER THE MONITOR

SON OF A BITCH I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING

AGJHALJGHAKLJGHALÑJGHÑLAJHKLGJAHGLA
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
And those, my friends, are Dorkness' pick up lines in his new porno.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Faramond is Orochi's creepy stunt double in those films. Poor Fara got raped by the killer penis that lives in hot tubs.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Morale of the story: Killer Penises live in hot tubs.