PAY ATTENTION OROCHI

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Bob Ross, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. EXCELLENT.

    I NOW HAVE PERTINENT DATA I MAY NEED BECAUSE I WILL BE IN THE MULTIMEDIA BUSINESS SOON ENOUGH.

    EXCELLENT.
     
  2. In easier words, you plan on filming a video of Orochi banging a chick and being the dude that does the really bad jokes?
     
  3. I AM THE WRITUOR
     
  4. But porn doesn't have writing...

    So, you'd just watch?
     
  5. i agree.

    some of us aren't that hot to be in a porn video anyways, homemade or not.
     
  6. As if I haven't already tried doing amateur porn with random foreigners.

    SHUT UP RORY!
     
  7. Yeah, it was called the Orient Express Train.
     
  8. THE ORIENT MICROMETRO?
     
  9. Yep, that's the official title now.
     
  10. possible sequel (LOL): Oriental Sub-system Bum Love
     
  11. AH FUCK.

    I SPILLED MAH DRANK ALL OVER THE MONITOR

    SON OF A BITCH I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING

    AGJHALJGHAKLJGHALÑJGHÑLAJHKLGJAHGLA
     
  12. And those, my friends, are Dorkness' pick up lines in his new porno.
     
  13. "and that's how you were born."
     
  14. Orochi's a porn star? o_o''
     
  15. do you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to know the truth? *evilsmirk*

    I don't *lmao*
     
  16. Faramond is Orochi's creepy stunt double in those films. Poor Fara got raped by the killer penis that lives in hot tubs.
     
  17. ... Y_Y *runs out of the room, traumatized*
     
  18. Thanks, doppelganger!
     
  19. Morale of the story: Killer Penises live in hot tubs.