PAY ATTENTION OROCHI

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
EXCELLENT.

I NOW HAVE PERTINENT DATA I MAY NEED BECAUSE I WILL BE IN THE MULTIMEDIA BUSINESS SOON ENOUGH.

EXCELLENT.
 
In easier words, you plan on filming a video of Orochi banging a chick and being the dude that does the really bad jokes?
 
i agree.

some of us aren't that hot to be in a porn video anyways, homemade or not.
 
As if I haven't already tried doing amateur porn with random foreigners.

SHUT UP RORY!
 
Yeah, it was called the Orient Express Train.
 
Yep, that's the official title now.
 
possible sequel (LOL): Oriental Sub-system Bum Love
 
AH FUCK.

I SPILLED MAH DRANK ALL OVER THE MONITOR

SON OF A BITCH I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING

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And those, my friends, are Dorkness' pick up lines in his new porno.
 
Faramond is Orochi's creepy stunt double in those films. Poor Fara got raped by the killer penis that lives in hot tubs.
 
Morale of the story: Killer Penises live in hot tubs.