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PattyPixie
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Hello all converts!
I have decided to post this thread to enlighten you all about the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster)! You can learn all about the FSM here: http://www.venganza.org. For now, I'll just highlight a few key points about Pastafarism.
-FSMism is scientifically based. For example, this chart shows that Global warming has increased while the number of Pirates has decreased.
-Pirates are the FSM's chosen race. Instead of creating life in His own image, He created life in His IDEAL image.
-FSMism communion is a heaping plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
-The proper FSMism dress is Traditional pirate garb.
-The Pastafarian holy day is Friday.
-FSM Heaven contains a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory.
-Shorter people are those most touched by His noodly appendage.
-Pastafarians don't accept Dogma. If we are proved wrong, we will accept it.
So, I hope you all will be as enlightened as I have been. ^_^
RAmen.
I have decided to post this thread to enlighten you all about the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster)! You can learn all about the FSM here: http://www.venganza.org. For now, I'll just highlight a few key points about Pastafarism.
-FSMism is scientifically based. For example, this chart shows that Global warming has increased while the number of Pirates has decreased.
-Pirates are the FSM's chosen race. Instead of creating life in His own image, He created life in His IDEAL image.
-FSMism communion is a heaping plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
-The proper FSMism dress is Traditional pirate garb.
-The Pastafarian holy day is Friday.
-FSM Heaven contains a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory.
-Shorter people are those most touched by His noodly appendage.
-Pastafarians don't accept Dogma. If we are proved wrong, we will accept it.
So, I hope you all will be as enlightened as I have been. ^_^
RAmen.
