Pastafarism

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PattyPixie

Guest
Original poster
Hello all converts!

I have decided to post this thread to enlighten you all about the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster)! You can learn all about the FSM here: http://www.venganza.org. For now, I'll just highlight a few key points about Pastafarism.

-FSMism is scientifically based. For example, this chart shows that Global warming has increased while the number of Pirates has decreased.


-Pirates are the FSM's chosen race. Instead of creating life in His own image, He created life in His IDEAL image.

-FSMism communion is a heaping plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

-The proper FSMism dress is Traditional pirate garb.

-The Pastafarian holy day is Friday.

-FSM Heaven contains a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory.

-Shorter people are those most touched by His noodly appendage.

-Pastafarians don't accept Dogma. If we are proved wrong, we will accept it.

So, I hope you all will be as enlightened as I have been. ^_^

RAmen.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
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Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
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No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE! WHAT DO I DO?!
 

Vay

The Empress
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Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
I post to my pastahetaisensei. Be strong, I will do you proud.