Pastafarism

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PattyPixie

Guest
#1
Hello all converts!

I have decided to post this thread to enlighten you all about the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster)! You can learn all about the FSM here: http://www.venganza.org. For now, I'll just highlight a few key points about Pastafarism.

-FSMism is scientifically based. For example, this chart shows that Global warming has increased while the number of Pirates has decreased.


-Pirates are the FSM's chosen race. Instead of creating life in His own image, He created life in His IDEAL image.

-FSMism communion is a heaping plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

-The proper FSMism dress is Traditional pirate garb.

-The Pastafarian holy day is Friday.

-FSM Heaven contains a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory.

-Shorter people are those most touched by His noodly appendage.

-Pastafarians don't accept Dogma. If we are proved wrong, we will accept it.

So, I hope you all will be as enlightened as I have been. ^_^

RAmen.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#2
I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE! WHAT DO I DO?!
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#3
I post to my pastahetaisensei. Be strong, I will do you proud.