Pastafarism

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by PattyPixie, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. Hello all converts!

    I have decided to post this thread to enlighten you all about the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster)! You can learn all about the FSM here: http://www.venganza.org. For now, I'll just highlight a few key points about Pastafarism.

    -FSMism is scientifically based. For example, this chart shows that Global warming has increased while the number of Pirates has decreased.
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    -Pirates are the FSM's chosen race. Instead of creating life in His own image, He created life in His IDEAL image.

    -FSMism communion is a heaping plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

    -The proper FSMism dress is Traditional pirate garb.

    -The Pastafarian holy day is Friday.

    -FSM Heaven contains a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory.

    -Shorter people are those most touched by His noodly appendage.

    -Pastafarians don't accept Dogma. If we are proved wrong, we will accept it.

    So, I hope you all will be as enlightened as I have been. ^_^

    RAmen.
     
  2. I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE! WHAT DO I DO?!
     
  3. I post to my pastahetaisensei. Be strong, I will do you proud.