Pastafarism

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PattyPixie

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Hello all converts!

I have decided to post this thread to enlighten you all about the FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster)! You can learn all about the FSM here: http://www.venganza.org. For now, I'll just highlight a few key points about Pastafarism.

-FSMism is scientifically based. For example, this chart shows that Global warming has increased while the number of Pirates has decreased.
PiratesVsTemp.png


-Pirates are the FSM's chosen race. Instead of creating life in His own image, He created life in His IDEAL image.

-FSMism communion is a heaping plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

-The proper FSMism dress is Traditional pirate garb.

-The Pastafarian holy day is Friday.

-FSM Heaven contains a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory.

-Shorter people are those most touched by His noodly appendage.

-Pastafarians don't accept Dogma. If we are proved wrong, we will accept it.

So, I hope you all will be as enlightened as I have been. ^_^

RAmen.
 
I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE! WHAT DO I DO?!
 
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