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Paorou-sama

Guest
#1
This is a srs thread in Insanity.

My sistur is becoming quite a celebrity in the cosplay/con goer circle, so I am becoming paranoid and insecure. I've seen RANDOM MEN accost her so they could partake in TAKING HER PHOTOGRAPHS in an ANIME CONVENTION. She was IN COSTUME TOO; As you can see, the deviants have NO SHAME.

So I made a list of every person who I've confirmed to kill when I get a rocket propelled chainsaw-thrower.

1. Orochi
2. Rory
3. Random flip guy named matt.
4. CHANEMPERAH
5. Orochi
6. Sakura
7. Orochi
8. Rory
9. All of my male friends in APC (All of them.)
10. Some cosplayer girl named Arianne
11. GeeTee (lol I added him and he didn't even do anything yet lol)
12. Orochi
13. Convention Organizers
14. Billy Herrington
15. weeaboos (like Aki, Chaos and Rory)
16. President Obama
17. that guy who looks at our house strangely every morning and yells "fish!" while pushing a cart. (Filled with fish, too. Definitely suspicious.)
18. You. You're not doing a good job of staying the fuck away from my sister.


The purpose of this thread is to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER.

Alternatively, give me money and/or blueprints so I can make the weapon in question.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#2
Can I see a pic of your sister so I know who to stay away from?
 
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female,
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am an aggressive. I love adding to the flavor of a story and bringing in NPCs (I sometimes fall in love with NPCs and make them full characters). There are times when I want to be lazy though so I don't mind playing in a game someone else is directing.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, be it full blown other world, modern Earth or spacey. I don't mind other genres. I love action in general.
Genre You DON'T Like
Horror and technical sci-fi.
#3
Your kiss your kiss is on my list
You know your kiss your kiss I can't resist
You know your kiss is on my list
For the rest of my life


Or something like that.
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#4
Just kill all the weeaboos, Paorou. It will solve all of your non-Orochi problems!

So hey, the next non-weeaboo con I'll be attending will be komikon this April, might even help organize it(so there won't be weeaboo infestations).


LET'S MEET UP, BRO!
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#5
Man.

Good thing I'm some retard nerd.
 

Fel of the Eternal Forest

#makeiwakugreatagain
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#6
...Or... ARE you?


Yay. Not on this list.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#7
I am very disappointed Pao. You forgot Jinx.
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#8
And weeaboos.

Oh, wait...
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#9
Grumpy is sad that he isn't on the list. You best add him too, because he'd be all lonely if he wasn't.
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#10
...But I'd rather not get killed by a rocket-propelled chainsaw-thrower...
 

Xnijmai

THE PROTECTOR OF THE LOVE AND PEACE OF HELL!
#11
WHY DO YOU KEEP DRAGGING ME INTO THESE THINGS?!?!

ALL I WANT TO DO IS JUST EAT MY TASTY TASTY TACOS!

MOTHERFUCKING TACOOOOOSSSSS

 

Mr. Gibs

Member of the Month
#12
Tits or GTFO.

Or, wait. Tacos or GTFO. Big, jiggly tacos...
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#13
>:I Gibs is now on my list.

Jinx is a real bro, and he has tacos.

Therefore he has an Alibi... for now.
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#14
I AM A REAL BRO, BRO.

IN FACT, I'M SO BRO, I'M AN OVERBRO.....BRO!
 

Mr. Gibs

Member of the Month
#15
You're just mad because no woman can resist ... El Sidermuerto. Hero, swordsman ... lover.

Hailing from the small town of Los Afta, he fights for the people from the oppression of the greedy, tyrannical officials. Who he really is, no one knows. But should you ever need the aid of El Sidermuerto ... he'll be there!
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#16
Gotta say, Paorou, Gibs does make a good case for himself.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#17
El Sidermuerto is definitely going to be the first to taste Inter Continental Ballistic
Missile-propelled chainsaw justice.

... And his post is to blame.
 
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Soldato

Guest
#18
*Stomps in with his usual blue color painted into a bad imitation of a business suit and holding an appropriate sized briefcase in his hand.*

Being the resident crazy college student from the southern part of the united states I would like to make an offer on the construction of not only the Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher...but also various other expansions here and there.

*Pulls out his briefcase which turns into a table with papers on it.*

I just need you to sign here and here.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#19
Do I get chainsaw Silos and chainsaw launching crossbows?

How will you transport this unit over THE INTERNETS?
 

Mr. Gibs

Member of the Month
#20
Wait, wait. Rocket-propelled chainsaw-thrower? So we're talking a launcher-launcher of sorts, right?