Out of Context Quotes

[Yatagarasu]

Round 2?

"Isn't the Swastika some ninja star?"

"I wouldn't want to have sex with play dough"

"I'm sorry for shoving my meat into your face"

"I said good night to my phone"

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

milk beam?
miracle beam???

soz i don't go out with thieves > >

Why is a tree growling?

Everything gives Cancer

It's the only way to live
In cars

Definitely going to touch you despite what you say :D

Only if you let me pet your cat ears

I prefer more organic things to go in my body.

Round two it is.

Thank you all for posting these things.

 

[Razilin]

@Hana : Definitely going to touch you despite what you say :D
@Hope: I prefer more organic things to go in my body.

O___o

>___>

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[Hope]

Round two it is.

Thank you all for posting these things.

LOL That's hilarious now that it's out of context XD

 

[Ser K+]

At school.
"Her racks can't really hold that much weight."
@Razilin

 

[Ser K+]

Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Hana's stuff really does look pretty bad out of context.

 

[Kagayours]

"Admit it, I'm a sexy stable boy." -Henry

 

[Ser K+]

"Admit it, I'm a sexy stable boy." -Henry

Still my OTP.

 

[Minerva]

*Sexy voice*"Who ordered a Five Dollar Fill-up? Was it you, Phillip? Because it is going to fill... You... Up." -My friend, after someone made a joke about a Colonel Sanders Stripper

"What are you, a TSA Agent?"
*snaps glove, motions finger towards him.*
"Sir, Step out of line, please."- My friend and I joking with gloves during a lab in Geology. (I was putting on the gloves, and he jokingly said that.

"Here, they'll just play 'Hit the Christian', and we'll each be worth a certain number of points."-Me, when my class was going on to a College Campus that doesn't have a very large Christian community to do something, and a car ran a red light while we were crossing the street, nearly running us over.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

"It's not like you're psychic and can guess what balls he's going to grab." - Conversation I was having with my kids about bingo that I got some pretty weird look for.

"If you poke it and stuff comes out, you did it too hard." Some random lady I passed in Walmart today.

 

[Kagayours]

"I just forgot about the porn, ok?!"

 

[Falcon]

"Don't make me pull this Deli over"

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Round two it is.

Thank you all for posting these things.

This gave me Cancer.

 

[Razilin]

"That doesn't fit in there!!!"

 

[Ser K+]

"Don't you dare treat me like a Jewish kid's lawn chair!"

I'm not explaining this one.