Orochi is OOOOOOLD.

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WENDU

YOU WERE TWELVE WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN

>:i

I'M TWENTY TWO.


































































EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT, MEN
 
Pao didn't chase after me (Or sakura, for that matter) he was more like an awkward estranged older brother. Awkward.

WAIT WAT
TWENTY TWO?

I was in this FIRST robotics thing, a week or so ago, and we had mentors from the local GM proving ground, and they were like, 22-23 years old. That's crazy.

You're the same age as the cute one, Jason. *sigh*

You're the same age as the college boys my friend Landi is going to help me hook up with!!!

*sputters, dies*
 
I think eye squinting is considered attractive, sometimes, but white people don't know it yet.

Example. That gay werewolf from twilight? I'm pretty sure his eyes aren't like that normally. He always looks like he's squinting.

And the girls LOVE it.

Moral of the story: I need to get out more ohmygodwhy
 
YES

YOU ARE FAR TOO NAIVE

I WILL PRESS ALL THE ELEVATOR BUTTONS BECAUSE YOU NEED A CHAPERONE
 
Everything Paorou says started out like this: FUG:BSNDFKSNDFJK:DNFKDF:KSDFN JNDNFKL"S:DF K:JSDNF:DFSDKLFNSDJK:FNDKJ:BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOGJK:GNSDJKFNSDK:SD
 
EVERYTHING FEL SAYS NOW IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT
 
BECAUSE PAO IS NOW UNIQUE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
 
So special kids = Old people

I mean, except special kids have weirder stories to tell.
 
thats just the weed talking maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
 
OH HEY, I ONLY SAW THIS NOW.

STOP BEING YOUNGER THAN ME, PAOROU :E

AND OH, I CAN HIT ON WENDU NOW.

EXCEPT SHE'S NOT ADORABLE ANYMORE SO BAH :E

AND I'M 23 BUT I TELL PEOPLE I'M 19!
 
You're behind Orochi.
 
You'll die looking 17 though.

Unlike me, who looked 20 at 16. D:
 
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