Orochi is OOOOOOLD.

[Blind Hemingway]

It's okay, Darkie.

 

[Darkness]

I'M OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD D:

HOW CAN I HAVE SEX WITH 15 YEAR OLD CHICKS WHEN I'M SOOOOO OOOOOOLD?

 

[Blind Hemingway]

You're a Pedo?

 

[Darkness]

No, bitches begin early.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

Weird countries have weird laws.

And, even weirder hipsters.

 

[Darkness]

You'd know, hipster.

 

[Orochi]

I only do legit girls now. Make sure they're ripe first, yo.

ONLY THEN do they get surprise buttsecks.