OROCHI IS NOW MY EXOTIC LECHE PROVIDER

Hydronine

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*THROWS DARKY INTO THE STALLS TOO. THEN MUZZLES MYRN AND THROWS HIM IN THE PUNISHMENT STALLS*
 
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Cosmic Orion

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*Police cars pull up outside the TK man milking ranch along with a SWAT team sporting riot gear*

>=D

*hangs up cellphone, puts on cool shades & walks away in slow motion*
 
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Ampoule

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EXOTIC LECHE IS OVERRATED.


ALL THAT MSG = HEADACHES = OVERALL DISAPPOINTING AND UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE + MEMES
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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*runs over soulless and orion in a Land Raider* Thou shalt not interrupt the murstress while she Mur's....ever.
 
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Paorou-sama

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-Paorou escaped by coughing phlegm into the cup and using ROLLING BUDDHA THUNDER to escape-
 
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Cosmic Orion

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*Exploded into confetti upon impact, then reformed after GMK's land raider went by*

You know what, you can SUPPORT THIS THREAD OF HERESY ALL YOU WANT GMK.

But it will not be forgotten.

*Surfs into a less disgusting thread*
 
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Paorou-sama

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-Orion is now intrinsically aware that his surf board is Paorou in the process of rolling buddha thunder.-
 

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....... *STEALS PAOROU BACK. THEN TACKLES ASMO*
 

Hydronine

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YAY! I HAVE LECHE! I JUST GAINED +5 HEALTH! MY DEFENSE AND ATTACK HAS JUST INCREASED TOO!

I NEED MORE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
 

Hydronine

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*Whips Myrn*

NO, SOMETHING MORE ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL.
 
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Cosmic Orion

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I agree with Darkness.

This is officially the most depraved thread on Iwaku.
 

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INDEED!

*MANIACAL LAUGH*

NOW GIVE ME YOUR LECHE! ALL OF YOU!

<.<

I'm a growing girl. I need the protein.