OROCHI IS HEREBY FIRED.

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!

Diana

LOOK HOW CALM SHE IS
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For real this time! D:< Thanks for being the most useless and lazy staff member we've EVER had! I hope you rot in your retirement home hell! Here's you stupid gift basket and a lifetime supply of YOUSUCK.

Let us all commemorate Orochi's four years of terrible staffing with this thread of fiery glory!




...I hope you're proud of yourself. D:<
 
WHERE THE HELL IS MY PENSION?

I DEMAND A SPECIAL PINK NAME!

AND FOUR OF THOSE FANCY GOD DAMN BADGE THINGIES!

AND COOKIES!
 
You got four stupid badge thingies and a fruit basket! D:< NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
 
OROCHI CAN'T BE FIRED! HE WAS MY SUPPORT!

DON'T WORRY BROTHER! YOU'LL STILL RECEIVE MONTHLY SALARY!
 
That salary is coming out of YOUR pocket! D:<

Most worthless mod we ever had! D:< D:<
 
Thus ends an era, and anyone excuse to say that anyone can be a mod.
 
No! >:[ Apparently it's my purpose in live to ruin Iwaku for everyone! So I might as well do a good job!
 
Shouldn't it be "in life"?

lololololzzzzz

You sure... because I'm sure you could always bring Reiz back to being a mod...
 
Kidnap a new mod as use them as a foot-stool, Torst.

YOU HAVE THE POWER.
 
*irony detectors go off around Grumpy*

*in the shadows, Asmodeus arches his hands together, eyes narrowing*



OROCHI. THIS ISN'T GOODBYE. JUST.... GOOD JOURNEY!

*hands Orochi a Skeletor cape*
 
HE SHALL RETURN, WITH AN ARMY OF DEMONS TO LAY WASTE TO IWAKU FOR THIS TREACHERY.

*Starts paddling irony detectors with a stick*

HOW DO I TURN THESE THINGS OFF.
 
Just think about it, when you finally get rid of the irony detectors, theres the sarcasm detectors!
 
I like how I still have my forum and cult powers WITHOUT the god damn responsibility :D

BESTEST REPUTATION BAR EVER!