For real this time! D:< Thanks for being the most useless and lazy staff member we've EVER had! I hope you rot in your retirement home hell! Here's you stupid gift basket and a lifetime supply of YOUSUCK. Let us all commemorate Orochi's four years of terrible staffing with this thread of fiery glory! ...I hope you're proud of yourself. D:<
WHERE THE HELL IS MY PENSION? I DEMAND A SPECIAL PINK NAME! AND FOUR OF THOSE FANCY GOD DAMN BADGE THINGIES! AND COOKIES!
Demi | Dining Hall Kitchen Interactions: Penelope, Nellie, Helen & Cyrus @KatSea I shift uncomfortably as Chipmunk starts flipping her shit and going on about needle and thread. Fuck--this is exactly what I wanted to avoid! I hate seeing her all worried and riled up like this, especially because of my crazy ass. She doesn't deserve that headache. I place my hands on her shoulders, guiding her eyes to lock with mine. "Whoa, whoa, Chipmunk. Just...breathe. Alright? It's just like one or two stitches, not a big deal. I'll just go clean my ass up real quick." I then let her go and shrug, trying to slap on a dopey grin. Again, it's probably awkward and wrong-looking as fuck. "You hang back and be all fru-fru happy times with your friends." That little comment earns me a pointed look from Pen drop and I swear I hear Nellie mumble something like, "Actually, I consider myself a vegetable, not a fruit," under her breath. Fucking weirdo... As I start stepping out to find a restroom, I hold up two fingers. "Gimme like two minutes." "Um..." Pen drop starts while trailing after me, "You sure you don't need help?" I narrow my eyes at her. For fuck's sake, Pen drop! Can't I be alone for five goddamn minutes?! I shake my head and wave a hand dismissively at her. "Naw, I got it. You sit and stay and be a good girl or whatever." I hold back a grin when I catch her right eye twitching. However, a bit to my disappointment, she doesn't blow up at me. Damn. Guess I gotta start cranking up my game soon. The damn twiglet just clears her throat before walking past me-- And has the fucking audacity to snag me by the back of my shirt and haul me out like some damn pet! This bitch! "W-wha...Hey! Fucking excuse you!!" "Oh hush," Pen drop sighs. She glances back at Chipmunk and the others. "W-we'll be back soon." In the end, I'm reduced to stumbling along backwards with 'Help Me' clearly flashing across my face. Seriously, this is some bullshit! ((* Oh please. Demi, don't act like you don't appreciate Penny's care lol! *))
Samuel | Reid's Mansion Attic Interactions: Hidden & Itzlie @Alex "So...when did he wake up?" Itzlie asks. I heave a soft sigh and running my fingers through my beard. "He woke up as soon as you stepped in, actually." The coincidence is quite something else. A small and...pathetically optimistic part of myself wonders if her presence had reached out to this man at all, into that deep-seeded bond that only siblings can share, and stirred him awake. Of course, then again, my dear grandmother always called me a dreamer. "A mind's eye for beauty", she always said. I cast another weary look at Itzlie's brother. My gut is sinking and twisting simultaneously at the offer resting on the tip of my tongue. I don't want to do this. God, I really don't...but this would be for Itzlie. She's a dear friend. The least I could do is help to the best of my ability. "I know I said he looks uncooperative but...seriously, Itzlie. If you want to try, you can. And..." I cross my arms, fending off the chills and dread coating my spine. "If you'd like, I can ask them for you or you can do it yourself. I'm leaving this entirely in your field, dear."
No! >:[ Apparently it's my purpose in live to ruin Iwaku for everyone! So I might as well do a good job!
Shouldn't it be "in life"? lololololzzzzz You sure... because I'm sure you could always bring Reiz back to being a mod...
*irony detectors go off around Grumpy* *in the shadows, Asmodeus arches his hands together, eyes narrowing* OROCHI. THIS ISN'T GOODBYE. JUST.... GOOD JOURNEY! *hands Orochi a Skeletor cape*
HE SHALL RETURN, WITH AN ARMY OF DEMONS TO LAY WASTE TO IWAKU FOR THIS TREACHERY. *Starts paddling irony detectors with a stick* HOW DO I TURN THESE THINGS OFF.
I like how I still have my forum and cult powers WITHOUT the god damn responsibility :D BESTEST REPUTATION BAR EVER!
