OROCHI IS HEREBY FIRED.

[Diana]

For real this time! D:< Thanks for being the most useless and lazy staff member we've EVER had! I hope you rot in your retirement home hell! Here's you stupid gift basket and a lifetime supply of YOUSUCK.

Let us all commemorate Orochi's four years of terrible staffing with this thread of fiery glory!




...I hope you're proud of yourself. D:<

 

[Orochi]

WHERE THE HELL IS MY PENSION?

I DEMAND A SPECIAL PINK NAME!

AND FOUR OF THOSE FANCY GOD DAMN BADGE THINGIES!

AND COOKIES!

 

[Diana]

You got four stupid badge thingies and a fruit basket! D:< NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

 

[Ochalla]

You know and I thought I was useless as an Admin.

 

[Slyen]

AND I LIKED OROCHI AS A MOD! D:<

 

[Jack Shade]

OROCHI CAN'T BE FIRED! HE WAS MY SUPPORT!

DON'T WORRY BROTHER! YOU'LL STILL RECEIVE MONTHLY SALARY!

 

[Orochi]

WE GET SALARY!?

 

[Diana]

That salary is coming out of YOUR pocket! D:<

Most worthless mod we ever had! D:< D:<

 

[Vay]

Thus ends an era, and anyone excuse to say that anyone can be a mod.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

BUT HE WAS MY FAVOURITE MOD.

DAMMIT, DIANA, STOP RUINING OUR FUN.

 

[Diana]

No! >:[ Apparently it's my purpose in live to ruin Iwaku for everyone! So I might as well do a good job!

 

[Slyen]

Shouldn't it be "in life"?

lololololzzzzz

You sure... because I'm sure you could always bring Reiz back to being a mod...

 

[Torsty]

Who's shoulder do I rest my head on now during staff meetings?

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Kidnap a new mod as use them as a foot-stool, Torst.

YOU HAVE THE POWER.

 

[Isabella Hime]

But Isabellas wanted a special pink name... and own special group called Isabellas!

 

[Asmodeus]

*irony detectors go off around Grumpy*

*in the shadows, Asmodeus arches his hands together, eyes narrowing*



OROCHI. THIS ISN'T GOODBYE. JUST.... GOOD JOURNEY!

*hands Orochi a Skeletor cape*

 

[Hecatoncheires]

HE SHALL RETURN, WITH AN ARMY OF DEMONS TO LAY WASTE TO IWAKU FOR THIS TREACHERY.

*Starts paddling irony detectors with a stick*

HOW DO I TURN THESE THINGS OFF.

 

[Torsty]

Just think about it, when you finally get rid of the irony detectors, theres the sarcasm detectors!

 

[Orochi]

I like how I still have my forum and cult powers WITHOUT the god damn responsibility :D

BESTEST REPUTATION BAR EVER!

 

[Isabella Hime]

Isabellas wonder why they have 3 purple post bars and 3 red ones...