Operation: Hallifax

Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just been Mega-Hijacked.
 
Man, sure am glad at least we won't be facing Nurgle servants, right?
 
I made it, bitches. Time for you guys to embarass yourselves.
 
Since, Venris is wearing a Clip Harness does the +30 get tacked on? Also, it says in the clip harness entry that he cannot fall if he fails.
 
...dude, he failed by well over 30.
the thing says he plummets to his death, though with the Clip harness, I'll say you get a reroll.

Guilliman doesnt plummet but he doesnt get very far.
 
*looks at the pile of bodies behind him in the tunnel*

o_O

... just me taking on the heretics then?
 
hahahaha it worked

wonder what would've happened with a scimitar attack lololol


and wtf guises finish your poasts jaysuz
 
.....dont i wish i hada let us take a 4 metre run up.....
ah well, hope you folks fair better than i did.
 
Why does the dice have to roll so high?!?! I swear I think Venris has a death wish or something...

If only I had 4 more metres...
 
Sorry for the hijack, but I had to make use of my heightened intelligence there.

Too many years of D&D.


This could be the shortest Inquisitorial intervention ever...



YASTOBAAL: Any news on my acolytes?

ASTROPATH: I am sorry, my lord... but they are dead.

YASTOBAAL: By the Emperor! Such a cursed fate we have been dealt this day! What foul demise did they suffer at the hands of the infernal Heretic?

ASTROPATH: They.... fell, my lord.

YASTOBAAL: .... come again?

ASTROPATH: They, er... they tripped and fell down a hole.

YASTOBAAL: You mean they were pushed to their dooms by a mighty horde of plague-bearing demons?

ASTROPATH: No no, they just... kinda didn't jump far enough... this was about 50 metres from the mine entrance...

YASTOBAAL: ...

ASTROPATH: ...

YASTOBAAL: Alright, next time, we get the Commissar to provide a ladder.

ASTROPATH: Duly noted, my lord.
 
We get it Asmo, Crayborne just really wants that promotion.
 
No worries. My original plan was to jump to the otherside and toss the rope over, but the Emperor had other plans.
 
So... who's still active?
 
Accepting one more? I generated a character using the character generator, but I've still got a few questions regarding some of the stats.
 
yeah, but You'll ahve to wait till after the adventure the dudes are presently on, or i could always randomly place you in the shatters, to stumnble your way to the others.
 
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WS:32
BS:31
S:25
T:38
Ag:31
Int:39
Per:28
WP:33
Fel:21
Wounds:11
Fate Points:1
Insanity Points:12
Corruption Points:0
Thrones:0

Traits: Accustomed to Crowds, Caves of Steel, Hive bound, Volg Hiver Skills, Born Survivor, Grim

Basic Skills: Tech-Use (Int) (Caves of Steel), Search (Per)

Advanced Skills: Speak Language (Hive Dialect) (Int), Intimidate (S) (Volg Hiv. Sk.), Speak Language (Volg Hiver Dialect) (Int) (Volg Hiv. Sk.), Speak Language (Low Gothic) (Int), Drive (Ground Vehicle) (Ag)

Talents: Jaded, Light Sleeper, Melee Weapons Training (Primitive), Melee Weapons Training (Primitive), Basic Weapons Training (Las), Pistol Training (Las), Basic Weapons Training (Primitive), Hatred (Mutants), Light Sleeper talents

Gear:
-Lasgun and 1 charge pack
-Knife
-Guard flak armor
-One week corpse starch rations
-Sword
-Flintlock pistol and 12 shots
-Shotgun and 12 shots
-Uniform
-Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
-Smoking pipe (memento)
-Chip of tank tread (memento)

Name: Eli
Home World: Sinophia
Career: Guardsman
Rank: Conscript
Gender: Male
Build: Runt
Skin Color: Fair
Hair Color: Mousy
Eye Color: Grey
Age:36
Quirk: You are pallid.
Hive Class: Specialist
Divination: "If a job is worth doing it's worth dying for." (Gain the Frenzy talent)
Starting XP: 300
Starting Package: Trench War Veteran

Background: Eli lived on the hive world Sinophia before he became a member of the Guard. There he worked as a specialist at a factory manufacturing tanks. He was drafted into the Guard just recently, avoiding the inevitable for so long due to his small stature. He was originally going to be assigned to a Leman Russ tank crew fighting Xenos on another planet, and although he did fight for a short time, the Inquisition soon had other plans for him...

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There we are! I think I can wait until your next adventure starts before joining. Let me know what you think of this, and in the mean time I'll pay attention to what you guys are doing so I can get a better idea of how to go about the rolls and stuff.