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Immortal_Chaos
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Welcome to the WTF Story Thread! In this, we will have a really weird, abnormal, unnatural, funny, and generally mind fuckingness. It won't necessarily make any sense whatsoever.
So, anyway, I will be your evil person for today, until something defeats me. Then I will reappear as something else. Feel free to be evil too if you want to. AND I also play some NPC's
RULES!
1. General Iwaku Rules
2. This is for any user of Iwaku to see. Dont get to explicit
"Come Bob!" Inkling yelled at a small doll house. Nothing happened. Suddenly the house disappeared as a large gelatinous slime gulped down its meal. Inkling gently patted it on the head. "Good Bob," he said. Bob came from an unknown species, and seems to be the only one of whatever-the-frick he was. Bob also dislikes swear words. Bob likes food. Inkling suddenly realised that Bob was using his mental skills to hijack the post. Bob stopped. They both defy physics and float out the door. Inkling smiled at a gasping child holding tight to a tattered teddy bear. "Remember to say no to gravity," Inkling told her, in a serious tone. The teddy bear randomly spontaneously combusts as they fly away, making the girl break into tears.
So, anyway, I will be your evil person for today, until something defeats me. Then I will reappear as something else. Feel free to be evil too if you want to. AND I also play some NPC's
RULES!
1. General Iwaku Rules
2. This is for any user of Iwaku to see. Dont get to explicit
"Come Bob!" Inkling yelled at a small doll house. Nothing happened. Suddenly the house disappeared as a large gelatinous slime gulped down its meal. Inkling gently patted it on the head. "Good Bob," he said. Bob came from an unknown species, and seems to be the only one of whatever-the-frick he was. Bob also dislikes swear words. Bob likes food. Inkling suddenly realised that Bob was using his mental skills to hijack the post. Bob stopped. They both defy physics and float out the door. Inkling smiled at a gasping child holding tight to a tattered teddy bear. "Remember to say no to gravity," Inkling told her, in a serious tone. The teddy bear randomly spontaneously combusts as they fly away, making the girl break into tears.