OH GOD

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WHAT THE FU-

*Explodes into confetti*









*A Navy officer randomly falls on GMK out of the sky in an AWKWARD POSE*
 
*executes amp for derp-heresy*

There are few sins fouler than calling a soldier a sailor.
 
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Is saying you're the one dressed as the navy officer a fouler sin by chance?
 
Yes orion...yes it is

*Executes Orion for Derp-Heresy, and the Injun for Racial Insensitivity*
 
*Dies laughing. . . then reborn as a NEW STAR in the year 2099. . . which explains why I AM FROM THE YEAR 2099*
 
*Fires a Cyclonic torpedo into the orion start, disrupting his gravitational pull and making him retarded*
 
*Declares an Exterminatus upon this thread and it's contents*

SUFFER NOT THE THREAD TO REMAIN OPEN.
 
=FIRES SLAG TORPEDOES AT SLYEN'S SHIP BEFORE THEY COULD EXTERMINATUS ANYTHING=

I'M SORRY, INQUISITOR, BUT YOU'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF HERESY.
 
*gravitational pull in disarray, it flings the Cyclonic torpedo back at GMK, where it detonates while ORION, STAR CHILD. . . returns to normal*
 
*Watches the Cyclonic torpedo miss and Hit Pao due to the Shrouding*

You can't shoot me....you know this.
 
*paorou eats the torpedo and burps rather loudly*

I bet you didn't know this.
 
actually I was expecting that, you might want to take some tums though, srs heartburn.