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We have a SFW jokes thread, figured I should give the opposite.
Alright, to start with here's some from my Facebook "Anthony's Evil Mind" series.
Gandhi would make the perfect customer support line.
He's cheap Indian labor, and would never get mad at angry callers.
50 Shades of Religion
Do you ever get turned on by the thought of Omniscient and all powerful beings!?
Do you ever touch yourself and get off on the thought of a horny God?
Well if you like Horny Gods then I got the perfect book for you!
*Drumroll*
The Bible!
Get those kinky pairings such as:
-A God and a virgin
-The first two humans
-Mother and son (whose murdered his brother)
-Offering Daughters as tributes
-Marrying little children
-Brother and Sister
-Master and Slave
-Master's Daughter & Slave
-Rapist and Rape Victim
-Village Pillager and Kidnapped Raped Virgin girl
-One man, 700 wives & 300 whores
Comes with lines such as "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses".
Grab yours at any Church near you for the mere price of a Church donation, constant prayer and then not even reading the damn thing!
Let's make a new zombie apocalypse movie.
Only instead of zombies it's Autistic people.
And instead of biting you they stab you with vaccines.
Now, remember this means offensive humor is on the table.
So if you're easily offended, stop reading.
If you see a joke you don't like, remember this is in jest and none of it is to be taken seriously.
And if you think one of these deserves a report/thread lock, please note the following:
Note the group/demographic here is a specific thread with this pre-warning in-place.
"Wait, this isn't Iwaku Rules! But Canadian Law!"
True, but then we got from Diana:
If I'm misunderstanding it the Staff/Admins are free to drag me off and yell at me for it.
So if you're easily offended, stop reading.
If you see a joke you don't like, remember this is in jest and none of it is to be taken seriously.
And if you think one of these deserves a report/thread lock, please note the following:
Source.
- "1. The hate speech must be the most severe of the genre;
- 2. The hate speech must be targeted to an identifiable group;
- 3. It must be public;
- 4. It must be deliberate, not careless;
- 5. Excluded from hate speech are good faith interpretations of religious doctrine, discussion of issues of public interest, and literary devices like sarcasm and irony;
- 6. The statements must be hateful when considered in their social and historical context;
- 7. No prosecution can proceed without approval of the attorney-general, which introduces political accountability because the attorney-general is a cabinet minister."
So, the following is exempt by Canadian law, and I'm pretty sure is also exempt by Iwaku's rules.
- 1. Making a "black stole a TV" joke won't get you banned. Advocating for blacks to be systematically enslaved because they're only worth 3/5ths a person will.
- 2. Making hateful commentary about groups which aren't real (ex: the mages from Dragon Age) doesn't count. Making hateful commentary about a specific person, while tasteless, won't get someone banned for hate speech. (It probably will get someone banned for being a massive dick though.)
- 3. "It must be public" pretty much applies to all of Iwaku. So, yeah. Don't think one can get away with it via PM's either: That's what harassment laws are for in real life.
- 4. If someone says a nasty, disgusting thing, but don't realize it's nasty and disgusting (ie: ignorant) that someone probably won't get banned. People will slap that person upside the head though. It has to be intentional and provocative.
- 5. Being worried about the Syrian Refugees bringing toxic culture with them isn't hate speech. Talking about them as lesser peoplebecause they're Syrian is. Criticize the idea or the culture or the religion, not the person.
- 6. Diana already stated this is a thing. Context is powerful. Jokes I could make about one group or another group make more or less sense dependent on the demographic and the situation at hand. Like I can debate the merits of gay marriage until my face turns blue, but telling gay people that God hates them and that they should all burn and die horribly for their sins is a pretty solid way to earn a banhammer to the face.
- 7. You can't get banned unless it's approved by administration. Most of the time, you'll just get warnings. So basically, you'd have to say something so inexcusably fucking awful that even Diana would be unable to ignore it as anything less than hate speech.
Note the group/demographic here is a specific thread with this pre-warning in-place.
"Wait, this isn't Iwaku Rules! But Canadian Law!"
True, but then we got from Diana:
So yea, from what I can tell this is completely fine if you're warned ahead of time like this.-points at Brovo- Pretty much all of that crap. 8D
If I'm misunderstanding it the Staff/Admins are free to drag me off and yell at me for it.
Alright, to start with here's some from my Facebook "Anthony's Evil Mind" series.
Gandhi would make the perfect customer support line.
He's cheap Indian labor, and would never get mad at angry callers.
50 Shades of Religion
Do you ever get turned on by the thought of Omniscient and all powerful beings!?
Do you ever touch yourself and get off on the thought of a horny God?
Well if you like Horny Gods then I got the perfect book for you!
*Drumroll*
The Bible!
Get those kinky pairings such as:
-A God and a virgin
-The first two humans
-Mother and son (whose murdered his brother)
-Offering Daughters as tributes
-Marrying little children
-Brother and Sister
-Master and Slave
-Master's Daughter & Slave
-Rapist and Rape Victim
-Village Pillager and Kidnapped Raped Virgin girl
-One man, 700 wives & 300 whores
Comes with lines such as "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses".
Grab yours at any Church near you for the mere price of a Church donation, constant prayer and then not even reading the damn thing!
Let's make a new zombie apocalypse movie.
Only instead of zombies it's Autistic people.
And instead of biting you they stab you with vaccines.