Nerdy Pickup Lines

[Tuxedo Mask]

This song I wrote.

Verse 1:
I saw you at the library
With your nose in a book
And I tried to get a second look of you

I dove behind some bookshelves
And started taken peeks
But you could see my feet
So you knew

Now I know I act like you don't exist
When I'm with my friends
And I can't get you out of my head

And if I ever work up the courage
To speak to you face to face
I know just what I'd say

Chorus:
And I can't get over how you push up your glasses
And I can't get over how you're such a smart...you know
And I can't get over how much you love your classes
And I can't get over you..you cute nerdy girl

Verse 2:
I know you love your math equations
And all of the uses you've found for pi
You say you're gonna end world hunger someday
With the 3.14 kind

You make me feel like helium
Rising above the clouds
But we both know that's pre-phosphorus
Because helium just turns frowns upside-down

Girl you're such an angle
I mean such an angel, it's true
And she replied you're kind of funny
And well you're kind of acute too

Chorus

Bridge
Now I know it's hard to forgive all the things I've said to you
But before you write me off
I have something to tell ya, I'm a big fan of Bill Nye the Science Guy too

Chorus

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Let's do math; We'll add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply

 

[Fiona]

Courtesy of the Harry Potter mania I had about a year or so ago:

"If I were going to produce a Patronus, you'd be my happy thought."
"Are you a golden Snitch? Because I've been looking for something like you my whole life."
"You know, when I said Accio hottie, I didn't expect it to work!"

 

[Anglkate]

you and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel! (oh wait those are lyrics nvm)

If every time I thought of you a star fell from the sky the sky would be empty <--had a guy text me that once he claimed as a joke but I'm sure he was serious