Nerdy Pickup Lines

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Fluffy

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Be it math, chemistry, Star Wars, computer, video game or even biology related.

What kind of nerdy pickup lines can you come up with or have used?
If none, feel free to search some on the web to share with us.

EXAMPLE;;

One I use often with my boyfriend is this: Honey, our love is like dividing by zero. It cannot be defined. *giggle* I swear, if math was a woman, he'd marry her.
 

MiraMirror

She's baaaaaack~
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A friend of mine used an idiotic one once:

"Is your dad retarded? Because you're special."
 

Spammy

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  1. Male
Are you from Engineering? Because there's a quantum neutrino flux in my warp core that's causing it to heat up and expand.
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
YOU LOOK LIKE MIKURU.
 

October Knight

Hi-def
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  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!

Asmodeus

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  1. Speed of Light
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  1. Douche
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  1. No Preferences
I said this once when a girl used self-deprecating irony correctly.

"Well, send a robot back in time, because you, my dear, are self-aware."



As for my 100% successful chat-up line that always gets me a kiss....

.... that's my secret.
 

King Weavel

The Burger King
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Fantasy, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, parody.
"Is your name Chun-Li? Because your body is kicking!"

That one is just hilariously bad.
 

Tegan

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You and I would add up like a Riemann Sum. ;)

I think my proteins just denatured, 'cause you're so hot.
 
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Darkness

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H-HI TH-THERE, C-C-CAN I- UH... W-W-WAIT DON'T GO.
 
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Ninja Kitty

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There was a pack of Nickelodeon valentines for little kids to hand out at school or whatever, and the Avatar: the Last Airbender card had a picture of Aang being all happy and said something like, "Valentine, you're one of a kind!" Not only nerdy, but depressing :C
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Nice tits, lets fuck.

Alternatively, if she's smaller in the chest: Nice shoes, let's fuck.
 

Gibs

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"I've got a level 100 Charizard."

And who else here has been in a long-term relationship? I rest my case...
 

Asmodeus

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  1. Speed of Light
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  1. Douche
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  1. No Preferences
That's how you pulled Diana?
 
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The Butterfly

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That and a club.



I once told a girl "My love for you is like a skeleton koopa".



It's undying, get it? I know, I know. -__-
 

Asmodeus

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  1. No Preferences
I once met a girl who lived in Hayle.

So I sung to her: "INHALE! INHALE! YOU'RE THE VICTIM!"


...




...



...



Nothing.
 
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Homac

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I wish I was your derivative, that way I could lie tangent to your curves.
 
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Kitti

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If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes...
 
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Hedonist Redd

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Shout out to Futurama:

"Are you from heaven? Cause you've got nice cans!"