You say that out loud but internally you wanna go really bad because our professional chef known as Darth Vader is better at baking cookies than you will ever be.
You will only know for sure whether or not he burns them when you join the dark side. I assure you he does not. As I said, Darth Vader is a professional chef. He makes the best chocolate chip cookies you will ever taste. I swear it. Come, join us Ser K+. You know you want delicious cookies with gooey warm chocolate.