My dearest Diana

Should Asmo be let back into General Chat

  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Are you fucking kidding me?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • But.. but... it's been so nice without him! D:

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Why don't we just fully ban him and be done with it?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    16
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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Right from the start
I was a troll with bitter heart
And you my patient admin
I let you roleplay parts with me
That weren't all that pretty
And every game had rape in

Now you kicked me out of G-Chat, oh, oh
For calling someone a twat, oh, oh
Tell me that you've had enough
Of my shit, myyyyy shit

Just let me in G-Chat
Just so I can check my stuff
Just a second I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts work now and then
Brovo and Gwaz'
Are no longer on my list of retards
I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts just won't open...

I'm sorry I don't understand
Where all these dicks keep coming from
I get so mad at times (Oh, maybe from 4chan)
I hurl downright abuse at them
My dear you know my intentions
To save Iwaku kind (Yeah, it's back-seat admining)

We've got vulnerable young teens, oh, oh
Exposed to the mansplaining, oh, oh
There's nothing more irri-ta-ting
Where is the love, the love?
Oh, the love, the love?

Just let me in G-Chat
Just so I can check my stuff
Just a second I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts work now and then
I'll learn to stop
When a staff member makes veiled half-remarks
I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts still don't open!

If tears are a must
I'll whimper and cuss
My spirits are crushed but your love's enough
You're scalding my sin
I'm pouring a drink
It's something like a bad Li-ber-tine
Smut story!

Just let me in G-Chat
Just so I can check my stuff
Just a second I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts work now and then
Brovo and Gwaz'
Are no longer on my list of retards
I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts just won't open

Just let me in G-Chat
Just so I can check my stuff
Just a second I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts just won't open
Brovo and Gwaz'
Are no longer on my list of retards
I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts just won't open

Oh-oh, an alert popped up again!
Oh-oh, got some likes for my comments!

Oh, oh, still I'm not broken just banned
And my alert's fucked up again!
 

Noctis the Devious

Of Lies and Stories
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Sporadically, Though out the Day
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
- Modern/Magical/High Fantasy
- Paranormal
- Romance-ish
- Supernatural
- Original
- Fandom
- Action
- Adventure
- Espionage
- Apocalyptic
- Alternative Reality
- Genre-Bent Reality
- Steampunk
- Cyberpunk
- Dieselpunk
- Magipunk
- Sci-fi
- Superhuman
Oh how the mighty fall :P
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
Serenading me with cute songs is not going to save you this time! D:<
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Psssst! She said your song was cute, ignore everything else she said and zero in on that. Women love it when you do that.


It's a sure thing, buddy.
 

fatalrendezvous

Mother Knows Best!
DONATING MEMBER
Invitation Status
, ,
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
8 AM - 6 PM and 10 PM - 2 AM
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Futanari, No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy (High and Low), Sci-Fi, Modern Fantasy, Modern Realistic, Apocalypse, Drama, Romance... I have lots of interests!

Midnight Maiden

The Savior
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Sci-fi, Fandom(ESPECIALLY love crossovers, Marvel stuff, and many others), superhumans, Magical, Romance, Fantasy, etc.
10/10 got Just Give Me a Reason stuck in my head because of this.
 
  • Bucket of Rainbows
Reactions: fatalrendezvous

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
-points at the spiked ban hammer- >:[
 
  • Bucket of Rainbows
Reactions: Midnight Maiden

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
*The evening previous*

Tegan: *Looks up from reading* What are you doing?
Asmo: Asking Diana to let me back into G-Chat.
Tegan: Oh, with a sincere apology?
Asmo: Nope! Even better! One of my song parodies. She likes those.
Tegan: *Goes back to reading* Good luck with that, then.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
EYES OF FIRE.
 

Yatagarasu

farewell
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
I'm online most of the time, but that doesn't mean I have the time to write replies...
Writing Levels
Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Anything is fine at this point =.=
Though I gotta say this parody is beautiful XDDDD
 

Jorick

Magnificent Bastard
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.

Yatagarasu

farewell
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
I'm online most of the time, but that doesn't mean I have the time to write replies...
Writing Levels
Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Anything is fine at this point =.=
No, bad Yata, don't encourage him. >:[
Alright uhh...

No...Asmo...Your parody is uhhh very bad -nervous laugh- Yeah my eyes went blind from reading it...
 
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