My dearest Diana

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Oct 29, 2015.

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Should Asmo be let back into General Chat

  1. No

    6.3%
  2. No

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    0.0%
  3. Fuck no

    12.5%
  4. Are you fucking kidding me?

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  5. But.. but... it's been so nice without him! D:

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  6. Why don't we just fully ban him and be done with it?

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  7. What's an Asmo?

    18.8%
  8. Oh wait, I get it now.

    6.3%
  9. Is that Tegan's wife?

    12.5%
  10. Shut up, Asmo

    43.8%
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  1. Right from the start
    I was a troll with bitter heart
    And you my patient admin
    I let you roleplay parts with me
    That weren't all that pretty
    And every game had rape in

    Now you kicked me out of G-Chat, oh, oh
    For calling someone a twat, oh, oh
    Tell me that you've had enough
    Of my shit, myyyyy shit

    Just let me in G-Chat
    Just so I can check my stuff
    Just a second I'm not broken just banned
    And my alerts work now and then
    Brovo and Gwaz'
    Are no longer on my list of retards
    I'm not broken just banned
    And my alerts just won't open...

    I'm sorry I don't understand
    Where all these dicks keep coming from
    I get so mad at times (Oh, maybe from 4chan)
    I hurl downright abuse at them
    My dear you know my intentions
    To save Iwaku kind (Yeah, it's back-seat admining)

    We've got vulnerable young teens, oh, oh
    Exposed to the mansplaining, oh, oh
    There's nothing more irri-ta-ting
    Where is the love, the love?
    Oh, the love, the love?

    Just let me in G-Chat
    Just so I can check my stuff
    Just a second I'm not broken just banned
    And my alerts work now and then
    I'll learn to stop
    When a staff member makes veiled half-remarks
    I'm not broken just banned
    And my alerts still don't open!

    If tears are a must
    I'll whimper and cuss
    My spirits are crushed but your love's enough
    You're scalding my sin
    I'm pouring a drink
    It's something like a bad Li-ber-tine
    Smut story!

    Just let me in G-Chat
    Just so I can check my stuff
    Just a second I'm not broken just banned
    And my alerts work now and then
    Brovo and Gwaz'
    Are no longer on my list of retards
    I'm not broken just banned
    And my alerts just won't open

    Just let me in G-Chat
    Just so I can check my stuff
    Just a second I'm not broken just banned
    And my alerts just won't open
    Brovo and Gwaz'
    Are no longer on my list of retards
    I'm not broken just banned
    And my alerts just won't open

    Oh-oh, an alert popped up again!
    Oh-oh, got some likes for my comments!

    Oh, oh, still I'm not broken just banned
    And my alert's fucked up again!
     
    • Go Home, You're Drunk x 3
    • WTF Did I Just Read x 3
    • You Need a Hug x 2
    • Nice execution! x 2
    • Love x 1
  2. That song, Asmo?


    BAN HIM
     
    • Nice execution! Nice execution! x 2
  3. Oh how the mighty fall :P
     
  4. Serenading me with cute songs is not going to save you this time! D:<
     
    • Nice execution! Nice execution! x 2
    • You Need a Hug You Need a Hug x 1
  5. Psssst! She said your song was cute, ignore everything else she said and zero in on that. Women love it when you do that.


    It's a sure thing, buddy.
     
  6. Is that Maroon 5? I'm disappointed in you, Asmo. XD
     
  7. IM NOT BASIC I SWEAR. I PROVED MY POINT. XD
     
  8. 10/10 got Just Give Me a Reason stuck in my head because of this.
     
    • Bucket of Rainbows Bucket of Rainbows x 1
  9. It's Pink and Fun.

    Like my penis.

    *jostles Diana*
     
    • WTF Did I Just Read WTF Did I Just Read x 1
  10. -points at the spiked ban hammer- >:[
     
    • Bucket of Rainbows Bucket of Rainbows x 1
    • You Need a Hug You Need a Hug x 1
  11. *The evening previous*

    Tegan: *Looks up from reading* What are you doing?
    Asmo: Asking Diana to let me back into G-Chat.
    Tegan: Oh, with a sincere apology?
    Asmo: Nope! Even better! One of my song parodies. She likes those.
    Tegan: *Goes back to reading* Good luck with that, then.
     
    • Bucket of Rainbows Bucket of Rainbows x 4
  12. Implicit remorse.
     
  13. EYES OF FIRE.
     
  14. Though I gotta say this parody is beautiful XDDDD
     
    • Like Like x 1
  15. No, bad Yata, don't encourage him. >:[
     
  16. Alright uhh...

    No...Asmo...Your parody is uhhh very bad -nervous laugh- Yeah my eyes went blind from reading it...
     
    • You Get a Cookie You Get a Cookie x 1
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