My dearest Diana

[Asmodeus]

Right from the start
I was a troll with bitter heart
And you my patient admin
I let you roleplay parts with me
That weren't all that pretty
And every game had rape in

Now you kicked me out of G-Chat, oh, oh
For calling someone a twat, oh, oh
Tell me that you've had enough
Of my shit, myyyyy shit

Just let me in G-Chat
Just so I can check my stuff
Just a second I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts work now and then
Brovo and Gwaz'
Are no longer on my list of retards
I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts just won't open...

I'm sorry I don't understand
Where all these dicks keep coming from
I get so mad at times (Oh, maybe from 4chan)
I hurl downright abuse at them
My dear you know my intentions
To save Iwaku kind (Yeah, it's back-seat admining)

We've got vulnerable young teens, oh, oh
Exposed to the mansplaining, oh, oh
There's nothing more irri-ta-ting
Where is the love, the love?
Oh, the love, the love?

Just let me in G-Chat
Just so I can check my stuff
Just a second I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts work now and then
I'll learn to stop
When a staff member makes veiled half-remarks
I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts still don't open!

If tears are a must
I'll whimper and cuss
My spirits are crushed but your love's enough
You're scalding my sin
I'm pouring a drink
It's something like a bad Li-ber-tine
Smut story!

Just let me in G-Chat
Just so I can check my stuff
Just a second I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts work now and then
Brovo and Gwaz'
Are no longer on my list of retards
I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts just won't open

Just let me in G-Chat
Just so I can check my stuff
Just a second I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts just won't open
Brovo and Gwaz'
Are no longer on my list of retards
I'm not broken just banned
And my alerts just won't open

Oh-oh, an alert popped up again!
Oh-oh, got some likes for my comments!

Oh, oh, still I'm not broken just banned
And my alert's fucked up again!​

 

[Tegan]

That song, Asmo?


BAN HIM

 

[Noctis the Devious]

Oh how the mighty fall :P

 

[Diana]

Serenading me with cute songs is not going to save you this time! D:<

 

[Asmodeus]

Go on.

 

[Tegan]

Psssst! She said your song was cute, ignore everything else she said and zero in on that. Women love it when you do that.


It's a sure thing, buddy.

 

[Arcadia]

Is that Maroon 5? I'm disappointed in you, Asmo. XD

 

[fatalrendezvous]

@Arcadia Lumina

Not sure if serious.

 

[Arcadia]

@Arcadia Lumina

Not sure if serious.

IM NOT BASIC I SWEAR. I PROVED MY POINT. XD

 

[Midnight Maiden]

10/10 got Just Give Me a Reason stuck in my head because of this.

 

[Asmodeus]

It's Pink and Fun.

Like my penis.

*jostles Diana*

 

[Diana]

-points at the spiked ban hammer- >:[

 

[Tegan]

*The evening previous*

Tegan: *Looks up from reading* What are you doing?
Asmo: Asking Diana to let me back into G-Chat.
Tegan: Oh, with a sincere apology?
Asmo: Nope! Even better! One of my song parodies. She likes those.
Tegan: *Goes back to reading* Good luck with that, then.

 

[Asmodeus]

Implicit remorse.

 

[Diana]

EYES OF FIRE.

 

[Yatagarasu]

Though I gotta say this parody is beautiful XDDDD

 

[Jorick]

Though I gotta say this parody is beautiful XDDDD

No, bad Yata, don't encourage him. >:[

 

[Yatagarasu]

No, bad Yata, don't encourage him. >:[

Alright uhh...

No...Asmo...Your parody is uhhh very bad -nervous laugh- Yeah my eyes went blind from reading it...