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SirDerpingtonIV
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The Engineer reeled back, slightly surprised, "Hey bro, calm down. I bet there's a key, no no no, shit lemme Google it real fast." Mysteriously, The Engineer just... froze. A moment passes, two moments pass. Nothing, "Crap, there isn't even a Prima Strategy Guide for this game yet! DICE seriously needs to hire some staff to get their asses in gear. Am I right, or am I right?" He stepped forward, sporting the strangest military gear The Hound has ever seen...
"So, ah, what's your name?"
A pause.
"Nice Lord of the Rings skin, man. Download it from Steam Workshop?"
@SirDerpingtonIV
"The fuck's a google? The fuck's a DICE? You mean the gambling blocks? What the fucks a Steam? And do I look like I'm wearing any fucking rings to you?" he asked, ceasing to attempt to bash down the door. He sighed, "You're probably right, there's probably a key somewhere." he said, beginning to look around.