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A nice guy wants to take his co-worker on a date. He can also talk to his pets, who help him make important decisions in life.
The Voices

This is a tale of a young magician trying to make it big in the city. He adopts a talking undead dog. Soon after, the Devil is summoned to Earth.
All Dogs Go To Heaven 2

An old lady tries to take care of the animals living in her lake. The local authorities are determined to capture or even kill these animals she has come to love as family.
Lake Placid
 
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A bored housewife decides that the only way to eat Tootsie Rolls guilt free is to kill her nagging husband. [spoili]A Good Marriage[/spoili]

A nerdy bookworm discovers her inner gold digger when she'd forced to live with an extremely hairy man in his mansion filled with annoying cheerful kitchen items.[spoili]Beauty and the Beast[/spoili]

A teenager discovers his girlfriend is a shallow witch all while being chased by the paperboy. [spoili]Better off Dead[/spoili]
 
A bored housewife decides that the only way to eat Tootsie Rolls guilt free is to kill her nagging husband. [spoili]A Good Marriage[/spoili]
I never watched this.... maybe I should. XD
 
A ridiculously strong goth becomes increasingly frustrated when a piece of his puzzle and a family heirloom are stolen by a dumpster diving woman and a man with job abandonment issues. Along the way, he must compete with the head of human resources for their boss' approval and he will resolve his long term daddy issues after a heartfelt reunion with his father.

Star Wars The Force Awakens

An explorer sails West with the consent of his king to discover new lands with the intent of exploiting the native population by taking their resources and establishing a colony. His ambitions are assisted by the machinations of a native man who helps him see things under a new perspective.

Vikings

A group of individuals with highly sought after and transferable job skills choose to run the local economy into the ground via unsustainable work practices to the dismay of the authorities.

Black Sails
 
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Art becomes the key to winning battles in a war.

The Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn




Midgets try to reenact the first Mount Everest climb, but with flames instead of ice caps while also carrying jewelry.

The Lord of the Rings




Where heroes always die but come right back.

Overwatch.....heroes would die less if they wouldn't call for fucking heals when across the map......
 
When a timid individual moves into the neighborhood, one person in particular does her best to make him feel right at home, despite their obvious differences. So, when his life is threatened, she will do everything in her ability to keep him safe.

[spoili] Charlotte's Web[/spoili]
 
When a timid individual moves into the neighborhood, one person in particular does her best to make him feel right at home, despite their obvious differences. So, when his life is threatened, she will do everything in her ability to keep him safe.

[spoili] Charlotte's Web[/spoili]
Lol! That made it sound like an action film. Good job!
 
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This city just took Australia's title as Down Under as a group of mysterious beings claim is at its own. [spoili]Fallen London. Ya know, I can't make this seem any different than it is.[/spoili]

The village failure, the debt slave and the clueless multitalent join forces in a quest to become ruler of the world. [spoili]M-Magic of Mickey, is that it? Something like that.[/spoili]
 
A prisoner that has no idea why they're in prison gets approached by an emperor that says they dream about them. The prisoner decides to follow after the emperor only to watch the emperor get murdered, but before he is murdered he gives the prisoner a shitty ass necklace that can only be worn by having the soul of a dragon. The prisoner has to go find the emperor's bastard son and give him the necklace. Instead of doing that right away, the prisoner spends years doing random quests given to them by commoners. Occasionally murdering people themselves for a group of weird people in black cloaks
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
 
Three aging women and a horse venture around New York sampling all the alcohol they can get their hands on, hoping it will reverse their ages back to adolescence. [spoili]Sex and the City/spoili][/spoili]
Foot*
 
Six type A personalities clash with each other for about an hour and a half, before joining forces to defeat an army of invaders at the last second...right after potentially the most amazing panning shot in the last 50 years.

The Avengers



Four men terrorize the afterlife.

Ghostbusters


An Edgelord causes the fall of freedom on a galactic scale.

The Revenge of the Sith


A soldier goes around killing armies of religious zealots on their own holy ground.

Halo: Combat Evolved



Countless enter. One leaves. With swords.

Highlander
 
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A Historical Drama where the British somehow wrong Mel Gibson, a British Citizen, who proceeds to gather an army and enter a war against them in an attempt to gain freedom. He causes major problems for them. They send countless soldiers after him, but he somehow always manages to get away.

The Patriot

The government spends a bunch of money to rescue Matt Damon, and something goes wrong.
Interstellar

A High School kid is the God of luck.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
 
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A nose- less man constantly tries to kill a child throughout the child's years of schooling and is ultimately killed by the child.

Harry Potter
 
When a young boy is forcedly isolated from his friends and the one he loves the most, he becomes rebellious and runs away with his pet. They remain hidden from the world for quite a while until finally discovered. Once more he is forced into a situation he does not desire; however, this time he chooses to run away no longer.[spoili]Avatar the Last Airbender[/spoili]
 
What happens when you take one of the greatest stories of the new millennium and try to shoehorn 20 episodes worth of content into a rushed 1.5 hours.

The Last Airbender
 
What happens when you take one of the greatest stories of the new millennium and try to shoehorn 20 episodes worth of content into a rushed 1.5 hours.

The Last Airbender
There should be a crying rating.
 
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