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Misheard Lyrics

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Minibit, May 4, 2015.

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  1. What are your favourite misheard lyrics?

    I like

    (Got a kit kat)
    (got a kit kat)


    I don't think you're ready for fish jelly
    I don't think you're ready for fish jelly
    I don't think you're ready for fish
    Is my body too bootylicious for ya babe?


    I wanna rock and roll all night
    and part of every day
    (cause y'know, moderation!)
  2. Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix.

    Instead of,


    You can, potentially, hear:

  3. He even sang it that way in concert a few times just to fuck with people :P
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  4. The K-Pop ones are pretty good. ^^
  5. Anything screamo is misheard. You can't understand any of that garbage. My cousin plays it and I have her turn it off within minutes because I can't understand anything they're saying.

    When if first heard "Sounds of Silence," I thought they kept saying "Sounds if Science."
  6. I think it's probably a thing where you have to listen to it a lot until you're used to it and then it's easier to understand

  7. It is in german though but maybe the pictures are helping!

  8. "I could beat off a guy." I can't hear any other lyric besides this one.
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  9. Here are some of my favourites from two books about misheard lyrics that I own:

    Real lyric: 'Cause I'm strong enough (Cher, Strong enough)
    Misheard lyric: 'Cause I'm stroganoff

    RL: One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster, the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free (Murray Head, One night in Bangkok)
    ML: One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster, the gals are tempting but the girls ain't free

    RL: I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block (Jennifer Lopez, Jenny from the block)
    ML: Hamster, hamster take me to the bar

    RL: Walk this way (Aerosmith, Walk this way)
    ML: Horse Display

    RL: I wasn't jealous before we met (ABBA, Lay all your love on me)
    ML: I was in jail, just before we met

    RL: I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it (Destiny's Child, Survivor)
    ML: I'm a survivor, I am Darth Vader

    RL: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time (Madonna, Like a virgin)
    ML: Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time

    RL: You're a New York City boy (Pet Shop Boys, New York city boy)
    ML: Hallelujah Xylitol

    RL: Time goes by... So slowly (Madonna, Hung up)
    ML: Tango spice... So smokey

    RL: Let me entertain you (Robbie Williams, Let me entertain you)
    ML: Help me, I'm a potato

    RL: I'm gonna get dressed for success, shaping me up for the big time, baby (Roxette, Dressed for success)
    ML: I'm gonna get dressed for some sex, shaving me up for the big time, baby

    RL: It's a little bit funny, Lord (Billy Paul, Your song)
    ML: It's a little bit funny, lol!

    You think that was too many? Baby, I got 350 more pages of it!
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  10. Got a lot of Starbucks lovers.
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  11. What. No nightwish?

  12. The Swedish version of Caramelldansen.
    Clean Mondegreen:

    Dance on meatballs,
    Cat stuck in a handbag
    Yours only yours
    Walrus tickle dance pad
    It's no lie
    Lisa in the crowd said
    "look Henry had a Vagina Malfunction"

    The Mondegreen can be a lot dirtier.
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  13. In Empire State of Mind:

    "Concrete jungle where dreams are made of"

    "Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato"
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  14. Just replace "eyes" with "ass" in any American song.
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  15. "I buried Paul."
  16. As someone who has never heard this song, I has to say, this is waaay to entertaining to ever check out the original lyrics xD
  17. I mishear a lot of things if there aren't subtitles provided. Stupid bad hearing. A couple of my favorites:

    "Feeling so fly like a G6." ---> "Feeling so fried like a cheese stick."

    "Shower my habits while you dine like rabbits." ---> "Empower my cabbage while you die like rabbits."
  18. I like this one.

    I feel it in my bones
    Enough to make my sister moan.

    and the "What the Fuck, Zane!?"

  19. This has ruined this song for me forever.
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  20. Replace "Panzer Batallion" with "Handsome Italian"
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