Misheard Lyrics

[Minibit]

What are your favourite misheard lyrics?

I like

BOOM BOOM POW
(Got a kit kat)
BOOM BOOM POW
(got a kit kat)

and

I don't think you're ready for fish jelly
I don't think you're ready for fish jelly
I don't think you're ready for fish
Is my body too bootylicious for ya babe?

and

I wanna rock and roll all night
and part of every day
(cause y'know, moderation!)

 

[Space Cowboy]

Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix.

Instead of,

"'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY"

You can, potentially, hear:

"'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY"

 

[Minibit]

Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix.

Instead of,

"'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY"

You can, potentially, hear:

"'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY"

He even sang it that way in concert a few times just to fuck with people :P

 

[Mu]

The K-Pop ones are pretty good. ^^

 

[Gonzo]

Anything screamo is misheard. You can't understand any of that garbage. My cousin plays it and I have her turn it off within minutes because I can't understand anything they're saying.

When if first heard "Sounds of Silence," I thought they kept saying "Sounds if Science."

 

[Minibit]

Anything screamo is misheard. You can't understand any of that garbage. My cousin plays it and I have her turn it off within minutes because I can't understand anything they're saying.

When if first heard "Sounds of Silence," I thought they kept saying "Sounds if Science."

I think it's probably a thing where you have to listen to it a lot until you're used to it and then it's easier to understand

 

[Skyswimsky]

It is in german though but maybe the pictures are helping!

 

[King]

"I could beat off a guy." I can't hear any other lyric besides this one.

 

[Lady B]

Here are some of my favourites from two books about misheard lyrics that I own:

Real lyric: 'Cause I'm strong enough (Cher, Strong enough)
Misheard lyric: 'Cause I'm stroganoff

RL: One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster, the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free (Murray Head, One night in Bangkok)
ML: One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster, the gals are tempting but the girls ain't free

RL: I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block (Jennifer Lopez, Jenny from the block)
ML: Hamster, hamster take me to the bar

RL: Walk this way (Aerosmith, Walk this way)
ML: Horse Display

RL: I wasn't jealous before we met (ABBA, Lay all your love on me)
ML: I was in jail, just before we met

RL: I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it (Destiny's Child, Survivor)
ML: I'm a survivor, I am Darth Vader

RL: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time (Madonna, Like a virgin)
ML: Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time

RL: You're a New York City boy (Pet Shop Boys, New York city boy)
ML: Hallelujah Xylitol

RL: Time goes by... So slowly (Madonna, Hung up)
ML: Tango spice... So smokey

RL: Let me entertain you (Robbie Williams, Let me entertain you)
ML: Help me, I'm a potato

RL: I'm gonna get dressed for success, shaping me up for the big time, baby (Roxette, Dressed for success)
ML: I'm gonna get dressed for some sex, shaving me up for the big time, baby

RL: It's a little bit funny, Lord (Billy Paul, Your song)
ML: It's a little bit funny, lol!

You think that was too many? Baby, I got 350 more pages of it!

 

[ElBell]

Got a lot of Starbucks lovers.

 

[Hellis]

What. No nightwish?

 

[Minerva]

The Swedish version of Caramelldansen.
Clean Mondegreen:

Dance on meatballs,
Cat stuck in a handbag
Yours only yours
Walrus tickle dance pad
It's no lie
Lisa in the crowd said
"look Henry had a Vagina Malfunction"

Yeah...
The Mondegreen can be a lot dirtier.

 

[Rainjay]

In Empire State of Mind:

"Concrete jungle where dreams are made of"

"Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato"

 

[Asmodeus]

Just replace "eyes" with "ass" in any American song.

 

[Kagayours]

"I buried Paul."

 

[redblood]

What. No nightwish?

As someone who has never heard this song, I has to say, this is waaay to entertaining to ever check out the original lyrics xD

 

[Fluffy]

I mishear a lot of things if there aren't subtitles provided. Stupid bad hearing. A couple of my favorites:

"Feeling so fly like a G6." ---> "Feeling so fried like a cheese stick."

"Shower my habits while you dine like rabbits." ---> "Empower my cabbage while you die like rabbits."

 

[Brother Gabriel]

I like this one.

I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my sister moan.

and the "What the Fuck, Zane!?"

 

[Grothnor]

This has ruined this song for me forever.

 

[Wolk]

Replace "Panzer Batallion" with "Handsome Italian"