Making References

[Brovo]

You aren't a true Goth until you've sacked Rome.

/Thread.

 

[Razilin]

That is so true

 

[Sole]

Wizard needs food badly. - when someone says they're hungry

Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food? - when someone is low on up in a video game and we're on mics

Leave Brittany alone. - when someone pokes fun at me (in a friendly way)

Fuck the police. - when someone tells me a dumb reason as to why they can't do something.

 

[Minibit]

I mostly make bad puns

I'm a fan of telling people they're the very best, like no one ever was...

Also once I was helping train a new girl on till and she needed a reminder of a helpful button
"Remember the take-out button?"
"Oh, yeah?"
"Push the take-out button."
"Ok"
"And put your seatbelt on"
"What?"

Upon fixing a cabinet at work, I needed to get a hammer. Upon returning, I could have just said 'ok, move your hand please" but I preferred

"STOP. Hammer Time."