Made up/trademark swears

[Minibit]

my favourite swear is the pretty standard 'fuck'

My favourite combination is probably asshat


Iwaku potty mouths; activate!

 

[Minerva]

Shakespeare had the best insults.

I usually just bite my thumb at people. Because no one knows what I'm doing.

 

[Koschei]

Fuck, shit and ass are probably the most useful, and the ones I use more frequently. As far as combinations goes, I've got too many favourites to ever be able to choose. Dickwad is very funny, though.

Around minors I use Oedipus or "you son of a female dog". Because of reasons.

 

[LunaValentine]

Bitchnugget. Because sometimes a person can be a real bitchnugget. (particularly my older brother.)

 

[Windsong]

• Cocknugget
• Fucknugget
• Dicknozzle
• Shitstain
• Cuntstick
• Fuckwad/dickwad

I swear a whole lot.

 

[Adelaide]

We rather like Douche-monkey around these parts. I have also taken to calling people kumquats because I once called someone a cum-wad and he misheard me and I saw an opportunity for appropriation. "You are such a Kumquat!" delivered with a bright smile confounds people and amuses me.

 

[King]

I swear so much lmao. I use dickturd and assdick a lot, anything dick or ass related can usually be moulded into one of my swear words. Bitch ass is usually how they start aswell.
Motherfuckin bitch ass dickturd.

 

[GhostJoker]

Fuckass Shit

 

[Koschei]

"You cock lobbing motherfucker" or "you shitnibbling son of a bitch" are another two of my favourites.

 

[Dervish]

-Knucklefucker
-Cock juggling thundercunt
-jagoff
-Dumpster slut
-Cum Dumpster
-Softcock (use this in place of calling somebody a pussy or vagina, at least the female sex organ does something productive and everyone desires it, a flaccid dong is pretty useless/ insults their masculinity on a way more personal level)

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Fuck simply because of it's fucking flexibility in use, it's fucking great.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fuck nugget you seriously needs to cheer up and have a fuck or two.
It's not like I give a fuck what they say or anything though, fuck that fucking shit.

 

[GhostJoker]

Shitfuck.

@Muna @Hope

 

[Muna]

I use "cock smoker" sometimes.

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

"Ah fuck buckets."
"Well. Shit biscuits."
"Dirty cum nuggets."
"Cockbag."

 

[feelingchimpy]

My friend playfully calls me 'dicksnack' and I always get a chuckle out of it :P

 

[Grothnor]

I say 'fething warp', combining various made-up sci-fi profanities from different Warhammer 40k authors.

'Feth' is a tree god from a forest planet, though usage of his name is equivalent to 'fuck'. It was also one of the buildings on my campus, which confused a lot of people.

The 'Warp' is a parallel dimension of emotion and storms and is literally hell.

Saying 'fething warp' is essentially a tamer way of saying 'fucking hell', which I say anyways when I'm upset.

 

[Turtle of Doom]

When experiencing road rage type symptoms, I say "Fruit-Fucker" and "Non-Driving Fucktard" an awful lot.

Otherwise, I try to keep the words toned down. Little ears and all. I just can't help it when I'm in the car.

 

[Hellis]

chorewhore and fuckbucket

 

[Temet Nosce]

Not necessarily a swear, but my trademark reply when someone does something exceptionally stupid is calling them a 'dip'.

Shorthand for dip shit, and I don't have to worry about some small fry overhearing me.

 

[Space Cowboy]

My personal staples are:


-SWEET CHRISTMAS!

and

-HOLY SHINTO!



And, in Hellboy fashion, "Aw, crap..."