Made up/trademark swears

[Dervish]

Not necessarily a swear, but my trademark reply when someone does something exceptionally stupid is calling them a 'dip'.

Shorthand for dip shit, and I don't have to worry about some small fry overhearing me.

You should totally just call then yoghurt gargler.

 

[Seth Bloodmoon]

I've been using 'cunt faced dick sucking motherfucker' quite a bit since I started playing pvp in Destiny.

 

[Lucia the Light]

Dickface
Bitch tits
Ass hat
Ass Clown
goddamn motherfucker
and my favourite: fucktard

 

[Razilin]

fuck me in the keyhole

 

[HondoOokami]

I go for the British standard 'bollocks' most of the time, also tend to use 'wanker' a lot.

Other swears include 'fucking arse-clown', 'nob-jockey' and 'bell end'.

 

[Dragonslayer Ornstein]

cuntslushie
nob-gobbler
scrotum brain
shit stain

 

[Mu]

@Yata Misaki
Casually shouting 'fuck your mother' in Cantonese/Mandarin hurrhurr.

 

[Sernsi]

Cunt muffin and dicktard are my top two.

 

[Cerulean]

Bumblefuck
Floppy Cunt