LAST TIME! ON TOUHOUMON Z!
I caught some Iwaku members! >u<
Some random people challenged me to illegal cockfights involving underaged girls
A random girl gave me a free underaged girl, who's apparently in a box now!
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No sooner do I get into town....
Oh my gosh, yes I am! How'd you know?
...As if the giant "GYM" on the sign didn't explain tha-
....THANKS AGAIN, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. Well, I might as well go inside this place. =.=
...Daddeh!
Hey, this is father/son/daughter bonding time, WHO ARE YOU?!
Wait...are....are you cheating on me? You...you....you adopted? ;_; And now you're giving away underaged girls? Is that what you did to me?
...You're terrible, too. ALL OF YOU.
*After he catches a little girl, I am abandoned by my dad, AGAIN*
Good for you. ^^;
^o^ *Named later*
And now...THE FOREST OF DARK MAGIC. ;_;
...That's not a bug
Thaaaaaat's not a bug, either.
NOT A BUG!
Do you hear me, sir? Do you understand me? THAT'S A LITTLE GIRL. NOT. A. BUG.
Okay, for the record, I didn't mess with you, you jerk. Get it right.
Wriggle!
Journal Entry 25: I've been stuck in this forest for....I've lost track, actually. I...I don't think I'll survive this. The girls, they're...all around me...I can't find my way around...I think...I'm going to die here. So, this is my last will. I leave this little girl, should she survive, to my mom, and my other earthly possessions to-....Oh, wait. I just had to turn left here. SCREW YOU, MOM! Ha, to think I was- OMGWTFBBQSAUCE
Gah...I...had to invoke the black magic...
I'm flattered, but you realize I'm a boy, ri-
...Are you hitting on me?
Thank....you?
YAY! :D
...Awww. D:
She...she killed Diana. ;_;
WELL, excuse meeeeeeeeeee.
....Wait, what?....
Yes, this is Diana. >=3
This is Corvus.
And this is Sho. >=3
Isabella, hiding in his bucket of
drugs soltiude FLOWERS.
WHERE WERE YOU RAISED????
Noooo! I *just* wanted to pass by you! Why doesn't anyone listen to me?! ;-;
I HAVE THE POPSTAR VOCALOID IN MY BOX. YOU WILL ANSWER MY DEMANDS.
The man I saved gave me the equivalent of cellphone service.
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I thought I told you to STOP STALKING ME. What part of "Fifty feet away at all times" don't you understand?
Is this your idea of small talk? "Oh, I watched two girls beat each other up for sport today!"
One beating and another trip through the cursed forest later~
Okay, I don't like how happy you sound about that...
...I'm hearing voices in my head, this can't be good.
...There's apparently NO privacy in Gensokyo. Lovely.
I received a call from Jerry Springer later that day. >_>
This is Megane. YARLY.
This is Maggie.
On a somewhat-related note... What kind of parents let their boy/girl wander around alone in a cave with vicious demons summoned with blood contracts? At this point, I'm actually HOPING I'm adopted.
....I. AM. NOT.YOUR.ERRAND. BOY. ..../GIRL.
*One excrutiating walk later*
DAMNIT! EVERY TIME! EVERY TIME I GO TO A MUSEUM!
Anyway.... >_>
GRINDING TIME!
*Insert inappropriate training music here*
AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.....
ZOMG.
BACK TO TRAINING!
Brief encounter with him ends with a broken heart.
AND THEN...
O_O Wow, Saki... ._.''
And then I confirmed a theory I had.
So it's true! THEY FEED OFF OF MY MISERY. ._.
I CALL UPON THE DARK FORCES.
What are you talking about?! I JUST TALKED WITH YOU A FEW PARAGRAPHS AGO, YOU PSYCHO!
...You see, this is why you don't have any friends.
Her Touhoumon tried flirting during the fight. >_>
You've got some nerve! GO. AWAY. NOW.
Well, that's nice of y-....WHAT'S THE CATCH?
*One picture later*
I am...SO sorry, Shini.
This is Zy. ^^
Why does everyone keep following ME?!
That fight...was a nightmare. >_>
I reunited two lovers. PRIZE, GET!
...Sho has been biting little girls for about 20 minutes now. Yes, really.
And he made this one flinch and hide in the corner while he was biting her. Sho, you're terrible. ;_;
I haven't slept in SO LONG. I'm scared that he'll start biting me and kill me in my sleep. T_T
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I'm...going to die.
Okay, she looks impressive, admit it.
I forgot who this one was. =x
GRUMPY! She's always drunk, he has a high tolerance! PERFECT. ^^
This is Angl. :3
It took me 4 orbs to catch it. This is one of the few BOYS in Gensokyo.
Also, this is Rory.
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A Note To People Unfamiliar with Poke'mon
HP
Attack
Defense
Special Attack
Special Defense
Speed
HP is simply the hit points a Poke'mon has- It's health. If the HP runs out, it faints.
Attack determines how much damage a Poke'mon does with *physical* attacks, such as pound, scratch. Things that the user actually has to touch the opponent with their body to hit them with. (Think kicking, clawing, etc.)
Defense determines how much protection the Poke'mon gets FROM physical attacks
Special Attack determines the damage a Poke'mon can do with a *special* attack, which DON'T involve physical touching. (Think bubbles, beams, fireballs, etc.)
Special Defense: This determines the protection from special attacks
Speed: This determines the attacking order. The one with higher Speed gets to attack first, unless they're paralyzed, sleeping, or someone uses Quick Attack/Extremespeed.
I'll explain moves in the next one.
NEXT TIME, ON TOUHOUMON Z!
Nefarious plot on a volcano?! Who ya gonna call? The person everyone makes do EVERYTHING! >=x